Bush Says Kerry Soft On Weather

[LauraK]

Electing Kerry Is Just What Terrible Weather Wants, Says GOP

President Bush, while touring hurricane-ravaged Florida today, called John Kerry "soft on weather" and claimed that "bad, bad weather" would be absolutely thrilled to see Kerry in office this November.

"That's just what Charley wants," said Bush. Bush announced plans to invade Cuba and Jamaica in what he called a "preemptive strike" against future Category 4 hurricanes. "I don't know why these countires want to send their bad weather here," said Bush. "But they've gotta stop it."

President Bush hailed the Governor of Florida as an "ally in the war on weather" and asked Congress to send $100 billion dollars to Florida because "we reward our friends -- that's what you do to friends, you reward 'em."

In other news, today FEMA awarded Halliburton a no-bid contract to rebuild Florida.

Tom wrote this!

[meegbear]

1. Comedy Central did sonething like this in '96 ...

ran an ad:

"The Weather Channel. One day they say it's going to be nice. The next day they say it isn't. Well which is it? Send a message to those wafflers at the Weather Channel. Watch Comedy Central."

Still think it's funny.