COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A WOMAN

[redqueen]

1. We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
2. We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
3. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
4. Should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in, we can fix it with cosmetics.
5. We can have partners that are years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.
6. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
7. Systems support men always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
8. We got off the Titanic first.
9. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. They look like complete dorks in our clothes.
10. We have total control over our eyebrows.
11. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
12. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
13. We can cry to get out of speeding fines.
14. The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.
15. We live longer, we get to cash in on the life insurance.
16. We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our... womanhood.
17. Taxis stop for us.
18. We get drunk quicker and cheaper.
19. We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.
20. We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
21. It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of any sports thing. But we look incredibly cool if we do.
22. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
23. We can have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm after orgasm...

[Endangered Specie]

1. 24. You can ask for directions without feeling utter shame.

[redqueen]

2. Thanks!

this list does need a few more entries. :)

[Dookus]

3. Yeah

but you get periods! HAA-HAA!

[redqueen]

9. But we don't get embarassing boners in school!

tee hee hee

[Mandate My Ass]

10. OTOH

we can bleed for 7 days without dying.

[Endangered Specie]

4. 25. Womens room toilet seats are invariably cleaner than the mens.

[onebigbadwulf]

5. 26. Sex whenever you want it

bah!

[bigwillq]

6. A good rebuttal thread

Thanks for sharing!

[JohnKleeb]

7. 26. you're more attractive than a guy

:)
men, men, men :scared:

[Endangered Specie]

8. 28. Women look a helluva lot better in a thong than men.

[JohnKleeb]

11. Girls are more pretty than guys are

hetero guy bias :D.

[Endangered Specie]

14. But its a good bias

;)

[JohnKleeb]

15. doy

hmmm
you get to go to girls lockeroom and no one gives you a strange look.

you get to wear very cute clothing.

[Endangered Specie]

12. 29. You can use period as an excuse for being irritating.

[Endangered Specie]

13. 30. Getting kicked in the crotch does not drop you to your knees.

[DS1]

16. RE: #9 - You're screwin ~this~ guy?

[redqueen]

17. hehe... now I get it

I thought you meant post 9... nevermind. :)

No, guy's clothes make us look petite and cutsie... not like renfair people.

Thanks for playing!

[DS1]

18. Who's playing? I'm dead serious

I have an outfit just like it :hurts:

[redqueen]

21. Awwww

Not elfin as in 'like an elf'... eflin as in 'petite and cute'... not raggin on actual elfin people. I'm sure you look quite grand at the faires. :)

[eyesroll]

19. Approaching 30 ...or 40...and knowing...

...we didn't peak at 18! :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

20. Your swimwear doesnt scare the crap out certain people