Lets all come up with new funny/insulting names for the Swift Boat Vets.

[LostInAnomie]

I think we need to come up with a good insulting name that really catches fire.

Ill start:

Short Bus Vets

[arbusto_baboso]

1. The Shit Floats Vets?

[LynneSin]

2. ShitforBrain Vets for Bush

:eyes:

[Mizmoon]

3. Swiftboat Liars for Profit

That's what I've been calling them.

[denverbill]

4. I've just been calling them 'Short Boat Vets'.

I need MoPaul to do a pic for me of O'Neill captaining a carnival boat.

[demnan]

5. The Shifty Boat Vets

n/t

[John Q. Citizen]

6. Not-so-swift boat vets for bush?

[lpbk2713]

7. The Tall Tale Sailors

or The Untrue Crew

[name not needed]

8. rowboat retards

[sallyseven]

9. Switch Hitters for bush

[Bertha Venation]

10. Let's all abdicate our decency and act like Freepers.

:eyes: MHO. YMMV.

[yellowcanine]

11. I am sticking with "swifties". Says it all.

.

[NYCGirl]

12. I like what Jon Stewart called them last night...

Swift Boat Veterans for Revenge

[underpants]

13. A**tard tards for tards

tard

[KurtNYC]

14. Pet Goat Veterans for Bush

Definition: a group which prefers that the CIC listen to stories about pet goats rather than respond when the country is under attack.

[underpants]

16. I like that one

:thumbsup:

[matcom]

15. Paddle Boat Scouts

[underpants]

17. That one......not so much

:grr:

[matcom]

18. you Bradley Boys are too sensative

:P

[underpants]

19. 131. No dancing in the turret.

This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

[matcom]

20. "Roger. We'll be by to tow your asses out of the mud......"

ONE MORE TIME

[underpants]

21. Neeeeeeeever happened

That might get their pretty little pressed uniforms dirty.

:bounce:

[matcom]

22. ahhhh but we could wear boots with BUCKLES!!!!!!!

Hey LT!! what's that Pillbox doing upsidedown?

:bounce:

[underpants]

23. That's because DAT's don't know how to tie shoelaces

Is Blue 5 lost AGAIN? Okay lets go get him.

[matcom]

24. HEY! Private Matcom SLOW DOWN!!

remember, this is supposed to be a CONVOY! the grunts won't be able to keep up!

:bounce:

[underpants]

25. WELL SPC.UNDERPANTS NEVER MISSES!!

and he has to adjust fire you morons just have to pull a trigger and the computer does everything for you. We would have been top platoon in the whole fucking division if ONE of you could shoot.

(blank stares)*

*"If you don't say anything you can't be wrong"-actual quote from a DAT.

[matcom]

26. "BREECH UP!"

fire at will!

:D

[underpants]

27. Take a shot at one of those barns over there

Good luck...no put the retical ON the middle of the barn.

[matcom]

28. Specialist Matcom....Please DO NOT Park OVER their foxholes!

they are supposed to be working WITH US out here in Hohenfels!

[underpants]

31. Silly DAT

you are confusing Scouts with Grunts.

Hey is that actually Hoe in hell?

I think we flew into the hole in the middle of the picture-Whew that has a real snot blower.

[matcom]

34. yuppers

googled the pics. there are MANY more. am looking at some now (reliving) the memories :puke:

here are some more:

[NMDemDist2]

29. Sleaze Boat Vets for Slime or Scum boat Vets for Bush

are my top two

[Khephra]

30. Lamprey Boat Suckers

[skip fox]

32. Swift Boat Fools for Froth

n/t

[WoodrowFan]

33. is "Lying A**holes" taken? (NT)