Is It Ok For YOUR Girlfriend To Spank ME?

[matcom]

i think the answer has to be yes here.

[Misunderestimator]

1. Absolutely... And I think you'd LIKE it too!

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

2. you know DAMNED WELL i would!

:bounce:

now, can i get you BOTH to spank me TOGETHER??? :P

[Misunderestimator]

5. Are you kidding? It would be my pleasure.

:spank:

[matcom]

6. alright. NOW your just getting me HOT!

is it warm in here?

and would Mrs Matcom make 3?

oh DAMN! be back in 12 - 17

*sweating*

[Misunderestimator]

8. 12 - 17...? I'm impressed...

and I thought it was a given that Mrs. Matcom would be joining the party. :D

[matcom]

9. DAMMIT WOMAN!!

are you not aware that you are offering me, right here, right now, EVERY STRAIGHT MAN WHO HAS EVER WALKED THIS PLANET HIS ULTIMATE FANTASY ?????????????

:argh:

[Misunderestimator]

10. I've forgotten how much fun it is...

to tease you gullible men :evilgrin:

[matcom]

12. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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:argh:

[commander bunnypants]

3. only if I can take pics

gotta bribe you. I have a mortgage you know

DDQM

[matcom]

4. like you would get a PENNY outta me!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

7. I don't have a girlfriend....

...how about my cat Abbott!

:shrug:

[sus]

11. are you condoning violence?

do i need to call the SPCA?

[matcom]

13. yes. call them

AND TELL THEM TO BRING WHIPPED CREME TOO!!

[sus]

14. you are off your game, man

you failed to make a dirty carpet reference in your previous post.

tsk.

tsk..

tsk...

[LynneSin]

15. please sus - don't encourage him

I spent over an hour cleaning my carpets yesterday.

:eyes:

[matcom]

17. over an HOUR???

DAMN! those must have been FILTHY!

[LynneSin]

20. Nah, I try to gather up all the cat hair first

and the easiest way is to take a stiff brush over the carpetting first. I don't want all that hair in my vacuum cleaner

[sus]

18. yeah. whipped cream is a real bitch to get out.

especially astro-turf.

[matcom]

16. i have a great excuse

Misunderestimator got me fluster at the top of this thread

[Misunderestimator]

19. Yippee.... I got Matcom fluster.... Woohooo

:bounce:

[jus_the_facts]

21. Well...dunno 'bout all that....but lookie here..got somethin' else for ya!

[Misunderestimator]

22. LOL... and something more:

[jus_the_facts]

25. THE TRIAD of ASSHOLES....

....gotta LOVE IT!!!

[Misunderestimator]

26. Bush, Cheney, Rove.... Oh yeah

(and thanks for the good wishes on another thread ;) )

[jus_the_facts]

27. Matcom...GOPisEvil and ZombyWoof......I was thinkin' LOL....

.....and you are most welcome...sooo happy for ya both!!

[matcom]

30. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NICE!! :loveya:

[jus_the_facts]

32. So pleased you were pleased!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. nope!

[GodlessBiker]

24. How 'bout my boyfriend?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. Sure she can do that while your wife spanks me

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

31. we have collectively decide on a 4-some

you can bring the pudding, i'll provide the :beer:

[JVS]

29. I forbid it!

[Misunderestimator]

33. Oh, Matcom..... Got something for ya....

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