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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:12 PM
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Now why can't my wife act like this when I come home?
Edited on Tue Aug-24-04 04:13 PM by trumad
There's something amazingly sexy about this picture....
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:14 PM
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1. Why can't my wife LOOK like that when I come home?
Actually, my wife is beautiful, just not as "toned" as these great athletes.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:14 PM
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2. Foot in mouth, foot out of mouth...
Edited on Tue Aug-24-04 04:15 PM by trumad
excellent....:-)
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:15 PM
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3. Aren't you up to your ass in bikini-clad women in Florida?
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:19 PM
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12. er yes we are
And I'm heading down to South Beach in a couple of weeks.... Yeeee Hawwwww
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:20 PM
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14. Cool... lots of nice-looking gay men there :)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:15 PM
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4. Maybe if she was coming home to this????
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:16 PM
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5. Aaaaaah.. yep!
That would be the proper motivation! ;)
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DemOverseas Donating Member (364 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:17 PM
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8. You Got This
RIGHT!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:17 PM
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9. Now THAT was the appropriate retort!
:thumbsup:
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:18 PM
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10. Gay
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:19 PM
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11. You Wish!
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:20 PM
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13. That's my retort to all good looking men...
Edited on Tue Aug-24-04 04:21 PM by trumad
It's a built in defense mechanisim...
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:21 PM
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16. And again... you Wish!
:D :P

And my first response to the first pic was EXACTLY the same thing... go figure.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 05:06 PM
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23. Lucky girl....
Edited on Tue Aug-24-04 05:06 PM by trumad
You and I have a lot in common.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 05:17 PM
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24. Married with kids
Sorry - Not gay, unless he's a McGreevey
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:24 PM
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17. You see..
this is the kind of time when we need a "drooling" emoticon.

Hubba-hubba! Woof!
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Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:27 PM
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18. Best response of the day!
:thumbsup:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:17 PM
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6. Ah, the typical two women fantasy...
My husband liked this pic too. You guys are so predictable.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:17 PM
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7. well mine does
:P
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:20 PM
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15. Is she holding that woman in the air?
The picture looks like she's carrying a volleyball player to the checkout line...
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:30 PM
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19. Ha sucker...my wife DOES look like that!
Eat your heart out...she gets bonus points if she reaches my chin :evilgrin:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:36 PM
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20. LMAO
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:39 PM
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21. SCREW THAT! I Want MY Wife To "Act" Like THIS When I Come Home!
:7
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 04:49 PM
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22. why are the women required to wear bathing suits up their cracks?
the men wear comfortable shorts
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-24-04 05:19 PM
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25. Why are women required to wear clear plastic heels
:shrug:
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