OY do I have a hangover; ask me anything-then kill me.

[Tyler Durden]

REAL Canadian beer STARTS at 5%, not 3.5% like our pisswater does.

I rented "Kill Bill Vol. 2" and settled in with a brew and a bump, or two. Or three. Or FIVE.

When the credits were rolling, I said to m'self, Self, time to go to bed. Or throw up. Either one.

My tongue is asleep, my teeth itch, my belly feels like a cement mixer and there is this little guy in my head wearing a pointy hat and shoes and he's bouncing off the walls while he shouts encouragement to the other little guys who are trying to pop my eyeballs out of my head from the inside.

Loan me a loaded .38, will you?

[Xipe Totec]

1. What You Need Is A Water Gun

You're dehydrated, dude.

:beer:

[madmax]

2. Try a strawberry ice cream soda made with ginger ale.

Worked for me - a little. Then I realized it was smarter to just not drink, lol. :evilgrin:

:hug:

[Worst Username Ever]

3. Just watched kill bill 2 on Monday.

Good show.

[Tyler Durden]

4. I'm 51 effing years old; don't I know any better?

Guess not.

I've drunk so much water I could drown.

Ouchies.

[olddem43]

6. Two cans of V-8 vegetable juice should help.

I used to measure hangovers by how many cans of V-8 it took to get over it. A "3 can" morning was really bad. Next time, drink a lot of water before going to bed.

[Sequoia]

5. I hope you're not at work

feeling like that. Better have the Hair of the Dog, you will feel a bit better, otherwise you should feel better by 5 PM. Now take two asprin and call me in the morning.

[XNASA]

7. I hope he 'IS' at work.

If you're gonna be hungover....you might as well be getting paid for it. That's my motto.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Get in the shower

Skin disposes of a lot of toxins from alcohol by depositing them on the outer layer, so you end up with a kind of film all over you. A shower will help.
Then throw up.

[madrchsod]

9. that`s actually why

i quit drinking...i had a kill bill marathon sunday...really liked the movie..

[Mizmoon]

10. Give up drinking - take up ganja

Never have a hangover again!

[Tyler Durden]

11. Take up pot (again), get paranoid about drug screens.

Let me get safely to Canada before I do anything that might prevent my staying there.