Top 25 weirdest things you can buy on Amazon.com

[dolo amber]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/2WE01ST4Z4YY0/ref=cm_lm_dp_l_3/102-6741684-7512109

I'm torn between the X-treme ant farm or a book...either "The Little Book of Farting" or "Boogers Are A Blessing"....:think:

[short bus president]

1. STOP SCAVERING MY IDEAS!

YOU GODDAMNED IDEA SCAVERER!

[rkc3]

2. You need a better tagline. How about?

Mr. Bush, I rode the short bus to school, but you're the retard (or fucktard - my personal favorite).

[LynneSin]

3. I wonder if this book is in Bush's book collection:

We could have fun recommending this book in place of some neo-con repuke book

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

4. Gee, she missed this one: Elk Carcass

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001F4ZGY/ref=pd_sbs_gf_5/102-1233031-0605755?v=glance&s=gourmet-food



That's $1200 for 225lbs of Elk Carcass. I love the one review that came with it:




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Nice., September 7, 2004
Reviewer: S. Martin (Orange County, CA USA) - See all my reviews


I know what you're thinking: "I don't really want to drop a grand at Amazon for carcass, but doggonit those oranges in the picture look GOOD!"

Well, friend... the oranges in the picture don't come with the carcass. So as much as you might be tempted to max out the credit card for ELK CARCASS, give it some thought before adding it to your cart.

On the upside, how many bookstores sell elk carcass? Kudos to Amazon for such a diverse array of products.

[bpcmxr]

5. For me it's either the gallon jug of Fish & Poop, or

the Sugar Free Milk Chocolate Dipped Pork Rinds.

[LynneSin]

10. Couldn't you use the Fish & Poop as a dip for your Choc. covered Pork Rind

:shrug:

[ironflange]

6. I'd have to get the 3000 pack of ladybugs

I don't think I could come up with names for 9000 of them.

[spinbaby]

7. What's really funny is...

...you can add all these products to your wedding registry!

[asthmaticeog]

8. $20 sure buys a lot of ladybugs.

Wonder where I could set those loose?

[LynneSin]

9. maybe you could anonymously send them to someone you don't like

:shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

11. WHITE HOUSE!

Hell, I'd spring for $40 bucks worth.