The worst part of sex can be the aftermath.

[trumad]

This thought was inspired by a quote from another thread:
"The worst part of a hurricane can be the aftermath".

It got me thinking that that can go for sex as well.....:-)

[Veggie Meathead]

1. The best part of sex is the foremath, er, foreplay.

[redqueen]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Those booze goggles can sure wreak some havoc!

[KinkyDem]

3. Locking

What are you doing man? You know there's no sex here ...

[Squeech]

4. I smell a new cliche in the making

"Do the math! Then, do the aftermath!"

[trumad]

6. My dad is fond of saying

that when I was born, he threw away me and raised the afterbirth..

Asshole ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

5. Yeah, when you leave the money on the dresser and slink out quietly...

...that does suck.

;-)

[trumad]

8. How dare you impugn my DIGNITY Sir...

I challenge you to a duel!!!!

[Misunderestimator]

7. Holy crap, trumad... are you saying your wife is like a hurricane?

[trumad]

10. More like an earthquake....

She's always finding a "Fault" in my ways... ;-)

[skypilot]

9. The aftermath.

Yes, I agree. I hate doing laundry.

[Worst Username Ever]

11. I know, cuz then I have lotion all over my hand.

[arcane1]

12. sex and math don't mix

unless you're catholic :silly:

[chiburb]

15. Unless you're doing multiplication tables to keep...

From "ending the session too soon".

;-)

[arcane1]

17. beats thinking about baseball

:silly:

[MountainLaurel]

19. Or to keep yourself

Entertained until he's finished.

Nope, haven't done that before, not ever.

:evilgrin:

[chiburb]

20. LOL! Are you Mrs. Chiburb?

:-)

[MountainLaurel]

23. Nope. n/t

[sniffa]

13. whenever i'm asked

"what was your favorite part" of a romantic interLude, i aLways repLy, "the end"

sounds hurtfuL, but reaLLy i'm referring to you know what.

[chiburb]

16. Doesn't sound "hurtful"...

Sounds like a happy ending!

:-)

[sniffa]

22. that's how i intend it -

but it's usuaLLy interpreted as "thank god, i'm done with you"

[underpants]

14. I've always found it to be the crying and laughing

but then that is just me. :shrug:

[skip fox]

18. Yeah, sometimes the "aftermath" is 30 years of domestic drudgery!

Archilocos, the great pre-Socratic Greek soldier poet wrote:

Woman is twice the pleasure to man:
Once on he wedding night,
And once at her funeral.

(trans. Guy Davenport, rendered from memory.)

(NO, please,. . . I don't hate women. Just making a joke, okay?)

[eyesroll]

21. Yeah.

I hate waking up and then realizing, in succession...

1. These aren't my panties.
2. This isn't my house.
3. Those three aren't my husband.
4. Damn, this place really could use new wallpaper.

[tigereye]

24. that is really good eyesroll

thanks for the laugh

[Nikia]

25. If it wasn't, I would have had more partners

I realized early on that sex is powerful for me and my feelings easily get hurt. If I had just had sex with anyone who I was attracted to for the moment who would let me, I would have had a lot more partners. Everything has consequences though.