I'm Zell Miller. Ask me anything.

[elperromagico]

:mad:

[LoZoccolo]

1. Did you get any 'tang as a result of that speech? n/t

[elperromagico]

5. Armed with what? Spitballs?!?

[LoZoccolo]

7. Hmmmm...talk to Bob Dole. I believe he knows a cure for that. n/t

[Misunderestimator]

13. Nice eye.

:)

[Spiffarino]

2. Why did you quit taking your meds, Zell?

:nuke:

[elperromagico]

4. WHAT?!? WHAT?!?

Sorry. I was listening to that Lil Jon record again. That young man is a hoot.

[billbuckhead]

3. Is the real reason you gave the RNC speech that you couldn't....

let a Yankee win?

[elperromagico]

6. I wish we still lived in the days when I could challenge you to a duel.

I have to protect my possessions, damn it!

[Kid_A]

8. DAMMIT ZELL, YOU'RE DOING THIS AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?

Last Friday when I was at lunch, you used my computer to bother the nice people at DU, and now you're doing the same thing to the magic dog here?

You're a sad man, Zell, you really are.

[elperromagico]

12. Son, I will twist your head off and kick it onto the floors of a nightmare

you can't possibly imagine. I will dance with you inside the six-sided ring of fire...

[Kid_A]

21. Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!

How do you like them apples, you coot?

[stevedeshazer]

9. Zell,

What's it like to sit on Lester Maddox's lap?

[elperromagico]

18. GET OUTTA MY FACE!!!

[Spiffarino]

10. Is your breath as bad as it looks? n/t

[elperromagico]

16. It smells like napalm and silly putty.

[XNASA]

11. Is 'Zell' short for your real first name?

IOW, is you first name really Zellmer, or Zellminster or Johnzell? Something like that?

[elperromagico]

15. My real name is Mortimer. Can't you tell?

[KamaAina]

14. Who was the guy called "Zell Miller" who was Governor of Ga.?

He was actually pretty good -- college scholarships, against the Confederate flag -- so we know for sure it wasn't really you!!!

Ed: spelling

[elperromagico]

23. That guy was an appeaser of Commies!

He didn't care about my possessions!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. whats your opinion about me?

[elperromagico]

20. I think you wanna send our troops into battle armed with pea shooters!

You don't care about my possessions!

[WoodrowFan]

19. does this hurt?

no, how about this???

[elperromagico]

24. I wish we still lived in the days where I could beat you with a hammer

and hide your remains in my crawlspace!!!

[WoodrowFan]

26. we don't??

HONEY!! WE GOTTA CLEAN OUT THE CRAWLSPACE! GET THE BIG LAWN BAGS!


BRB.

[UrbScotty]

22. What the Zell were you thinking? (nt)

[elperromagico]

25. I gotta protect my possessions. n/t

[mirandaod]

27. When were you diagnosed with Alzheimers?

[elperromagico]

28. WHAT?!? WHAT?!?

I'm tellin' you, I love that Lil Jon feller.

[Dragon Turtle]

29. Zell, how does it feel supporting the anti-christ, George W. Bu$h? (NT)

[elperromagico]

30. Adult diapers are the Antichrist, son.

This damn thing just won't fit right!

[HughBeaumont]

31. What's going to happen

when you lose your evil grip on Anakin?

[elperromagico]

32. I'm tired, son. I'm gonna go pass out now.

:beer:

[Union Thug]

33. Did you get my email asking you to join the GOP?