I am drunk, ask me anything

[JohnKleeb]

[alittlelark]

1. Whatcha drinkin?

[JohnKleeb]

2. Nothing

I am not actually drunk, but you just watch, I'll get accused of it.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

3. Care to share ?

[JohnKleeb]

5. I am not actually drunk unfortunely

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

15. Good don't get drunk

don't drive either , the roads are slippery this evening .

[JohnKleeb]

17. I dont drive

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

22. Neither do I , I have a phobia/ fear of driving

I am 24 but I am going to cure that this month .

[JohnKleeb]

25. its just that my stupid left eye is messed up

and I genuinely enjoy walking to and from.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

28. Hope your left eye gets better

and I bet you are in shape from walking so much lol .

[JohnKleeb]

30. I am actuallly overweight slightly

not fat but not skinny either. I hope it gets better too but its a hereditcal condition.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

37. Awwww Kleeb here is a pint for your left eye

:toast:

[JohnKleeb]

39. its not a big deal

Been like this for a while now, I see fine out of my right eye and I dont even wear glasses.

[Worst Username Ever]

4. Can you hold yer liquor?

[JohnKleeb]

8. I think so

last time I drank was last weekend and I had a couple of hard german beers.

[Champion Jack]

6. Got an I.D. kid?

[JohnKleeb]

9. isnt the law you have to be 21 to purchase alcoholic beverages?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

18. No one pays attention to that rule

and everyone has that older brother of theirs that makes " beer " runs for them ... Not that I would know of course .

[Kadie]

7. Is that why you are wearing that lamp shade on your head?

[JohnKleeb]

10. what lamp shade?

[LiberalVoice]

11. The one on your head dummy!

[JohnKleeb]

13. you sure?

really I am sober as anything, I havent drank in a while.

[Kid_A]

12. Do you stand by your Vice President's remarks that if you lose this

election, then we're all going to die in a fiery inferno of God's wrath?

[JohnKleeb]

14. My name isn't George W Bush

now is it?

[NC_Nurse]

16. well, I AM drunk

I was hurting so much when I got home from work. I don't have any pain meds, so this was the best I can do. Can't get a hold of my doc yet....

:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

19. rough hope it gets better

[NC_Nurse]

24. Thanks

I hope so too.

[JohnKleeb]

26. sure no prob

[2Design]

20. excuse me...you are old enough to fight in Iraq but not to drink....eom

[JohnKleeb]

23. no, not enough to fight in Iraq, in 10 months yes though

Oh christ, senior year and I just remembered, recruiters are gonna be a callin.

[2Design]

29. remember to tell them you are gay

[JohnKleeb]

32. I could never get away with that

heh. Besides, I might just do it if I had to, I would definely enlist in a war if I believe the cause was just, this war sucks but if I had to, I think I'd go.

[2Design]

35. the only war so far that it seems we should have done is WWII

I don't know about any of the ones since then.....many seemed political and power struggles and so many we fedd the enemy arms....although during WWII many of usa corporations (including Bush) feed the enemy....

so many wars are over ideology and trying to 'shove' you way down someone else's throat.....

religious wars are that for sure.
although christians go to help people during crisis...their underlying motive seems to preach....they are there to bring christ....

I just can't imagine christ apporving of many of the tactics I see religious organizations use...

[JohnKleeb]

38. of course I agree with that

WWII was the last really truly justified war. That said though, I guess I am thinking too much like Kerry here but I would enlist because it would be the right thing to do, of course then there would be "war here" veterans for truth out to get me, but if I go in to politics, I would be a speechwriter. I really dont think I could get away with acting gay, I know gays arent all like the sterotype but I bet ya many military brass think so, and I can't act that sterotype.

[2Design]

42. I don't think they ask you to prove your gay...they don't allow gays

in the military so it would be a way to opt out or move to another country....

if they continue this preemptive line of thought they are continuing to make the world a less safe place...they must be a better way....

put all criminals on an island or in one place and let them deal with each other...I don't know...what they are doing is not working

enemy insurgents = people protecting there homes and way of life and not wanting our 14 bases in their country....

[JohnKleeb]

44. well I just think they could figure me out

Eh, I dotn really wanna leave this country, I want to travel to europe but I love this country.

[commander bunnypants]

21. boobies are best enjoyed drunk

DDQM

[JohnKleeb]

27. yeah but your eyesight gets all woozy

I'd rather talk to the girls sober.

[miss_kitty]

31. so

just exactly how drunk are you young man?

Note: i am ignoring all your previous denials...you'll just have to re-deny

[JohnKleeb]

33. I am not drunk

its too early and I dont wanna do my journalism homework while drunk. Besides, I am coherent aren't I?

[miss_kitty]

34. well coherency is prolly a matter of opinion

but so you could get drunk, and pretend to be Christopher Hitchens while you do your journalism homework...of course you'd need a carton of cigarettes as well...might be too expensive.

[JohnKleeb]

36. and I hate smoking though I threaten to start

I just have to do a summary of the local half hour news then study for my chem safety test, then I am done with the school work.

[no_hypocrisy]

40. George, can you find the bathroom in the White House by yourself??

[JohnKleeb]

41. For christ sakes, I am not George W Bush!

[no_hypocrisy]

43. Yeah, I know. But that opening line was too tempting to leave alone.

[JohnKleeb]

45. I dont think george drinks what I drink

:shrug: always liked the Guinness and Harp.