Do you know the joke to this punchline?

[Book Lover]

Many, many years ago, when I was still studying piano, I was told this joke, and I can't remember anything except the punchline. I know it's vague, but does anyone here happen to know the rest of the joke?

The punchline is "Not with my viola da gamba you don't!"

[burythehatchet]

1. I got one....I got one.....

"he only kept tips..."

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhhaahhaahaha

[Kat45]

10. I know that punchline too!

But I forgot the joke. (I do that a lot.) :-)

[burythehatchet]

11. if you're a Franken fan you might remember that joke from an SNL

skit around '75 or so.

Didya hear about the rabbi who did circumcisions for free?....He only kept tips.

[Kat45]

13. LOL Thanks. I did remember that it was from an SNL skit, but

I still didn't remember the joke itself.

[billybob537]

2. Hahaha

thats not a pig it's a duck. I know, I was talking to the duck.

[billybob537]

3. Hahaha

thats not a pig it's a duck. I know, I was talking to the duck.

[Book Lover]

4. Kick

for the evening crowd (or at least the rest of the Peanut Gallery!)

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Maybe it's here

take a look

[Book Lover]

7. Maybe that's what

put the punchline in my head :-)

[NightTrain]

6. More jokeless punchlines

"If I'd known there was an octopus in my pants, I'd have ordered the rice pilaf!"

So Ann Coulter says, "And it's deep, too!"

"I've heard of coming through the rye, but this is ridiculous."

"Steve Buscemi? In Hopkins, Minnesota?"

[Philostopher]

12. And the penguin says, "no, no -- it's just ice cream!"

Alternatively:

So the duck says, "Got any nails?"

"No," the bartender sighs.

"Cool," the duck says. "Got any grapes?"

[antigone382]

8. Best ever jokeless punchline

"And I said rectum? It darn near kilt'em!"

(Yeah, I've since heard the rest of the joke, but it's funnier when you just say the punchline. At least that's what I think.)

[jpgray]

9. You bitter?

Yep. Bit him too. :D