Which is the greatest piece of crap movie?

[GRLMGC]

You know, movies that are so crappy they're good? My vote goes to The Swarm, a 70's disaster flick that came about right as the trend was dying. Quality.

[Swamp Rat]

1. "They Call Me Trinity"

Spaghetti western

[tcfrogs]

2. Roadhouse

n/t

[mitchum]

3. Tie between Caligula and Mandingo

both are high trash tasteless

[miss_kitty]

16. pleasure me mandingo!

[Mojambo]

4. Cabin Boy

Chris Elliot's awful masterpiece.

[smirkymonkey]

14. That is my favorite bad movie ever!!

Part of my personal cult collection.

[The_Casual_Observer]

5. Young Guns

The only movie I ever walked out of.

[Bombtrack]

6. "The Paper Brigade" and "Captain Nuke and the Bomber Boys"

Both "Awsomely bad" straight-to-cable movies from the mid-90's.

[LiberalVoice]

7. You are all INSANE!!!! Greatest "Bad Movie" ever was Polyester!

No arguments. If you've seen it you know I'm right!

[GRLMGC]

9. NO way mofo

Its The Swarm with its bad science and not so special effects. Polyester was a work of beauty that cannot be placed in the same category. Hehe

[LiberalVoice]

12. Yes Polyester was a work of beauty.

A brilliant movie made to look like a bad one.

[Zookeeper]

18. Ummmmm... Smell O'Vision....

I still have TWO of the original scratch and sniff cards.

[tcfrogs]

8. Can I change my mind - Showgirls!!!

eom

[GRLMGC]

10. Nice choice

This is in the top ten Crap Hall of Shame. I especially love the VH1 version with the crappy digital bras. Now that's production value.

[tcfrogs]

11. Welcome GRLMGC!!!!

:hi:

[GRLMGC]

13. Thanks

:)

[henslee]

30. Its up there for sure.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

33. Yep

that's the one. Plus it was kinda hot. (did I just admit that?)

[Chovexani]

40. OMG I love Showgirls

Especially the Roger Rabbit bras on the VH1 version.

They just came out with a super special edition DVD and I swear to god I'm gonna run out and buy it. It's got everything--former child star trying to skank it up to get away from a squeaky clean image, dozens of boobies to hide atrocious acting, the most unintentionally funny dialogue EVER WRITTEN, and Gina Gershon.

Best. Movie. Ever.

[UdoKier]

15. The Mummy 2 with Brendan Fraser

Pure torture. 2 hours of sound and fury signifying nothing. I've never seen such as hyperactive "action" film be so BORING.

[miss_kitty]

17. The Thing with Two Heads!

Roosevelt Grier and ray Milland! baaaaaaaaad!

[lapfog_1]

19. Che! - 1969 with Jack Palance and Omar Shariff

Perfect Dead Cat Theatre.

[Zookeeper]

20. It's difficult to choose the greatest....

but some very bad ones are:

-Attack of the Killer Shrews. 'Loved the "shrews"....dogs wearing wigs.

-Plan Nine From Outer Space. (And everything else directed by Ed Wood.)

-Wild Guitar. Late 50's teen explotation movie.

-Exorcist II. I think that was what it was called. The one with Richard Burton. Check it out, it's really hilarious.

-Santo movies. Masked mexican wrestler hero battles an assortment of villians, like Frankenstein, the Aztec Mummy Man, Wolfman, etc.


A very cheaply made movie that is actually pretty good: "Carnival of Souls." Really creepy. I can't listen to organ music anymore without being reminded of that movie.

[demgrrrll]

21. Another Ray Milland film Frogs, with mutant murderous Frogs!

attacking Sam Elliot and Joan Van Ark. Hmm lets see
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes... I sure am gonna miss her, a tomato ate my sister......

[tcfrogs]

22. Easy on the Frogs!!!

[demgrrrll]

23. OoOps wasn't paying attention to your name just the works of the

Ray Milland. Since I am here I will add anything Russ Meyer. Faster Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill

[tcfrogs]

27. I figured, just thought I'd give you some hell!

:)

[Skittles]

24. Valley of the Dolls

a truly dreadful piece of garbage I go out of my way to watch everytime it's on TV.

[jpgray]

25. I have to mention Manos the Hands of Fate

Watching it (with or without 'commentary') is a totally unique experience. :scared:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

35. Ahh, MST3K classic. Disturbing, yet, you can't turn away...

MKJ

[Supply Side Jesus]

41. The haunting Torgo theme...

[Jokinomx]

26. "Master of Disguise"

We couldn't even watch the whole thing.. it was sooooo lame..

[EstimatedProphet]

28. Over the Top

Only really interesting to the WAWF (World Arm Wrestling Federation).

[EstimatedProphet]

29. Also, Cocktail

Abysmal, yet I still watch it when it plays.

[Meshuga]

31. I have to admit I enjoyed "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"

That was a pretty funny movie even though it is considered crappy.

[name not needed]

34. I love that movie

Daddy is not coming on anything!

[NuttyFluffers]

32. I vote for Zardoz.

and i quote from the floating disembodied head of Karl Marx in the movie, "the penis is bad, the gun is good!"

and Sean Connery running around in a loincloth, leather go-go boots, and weilding a rifle shooting at people running towards him screaming "kill me! kill me!"

yes, it p0wns joo! a must see.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

36. The Water Boy with Sandler...

I love that POS movie. MKJ

[onebigbadwulf]

37. Starship troopers

"CMON YOU APES! You wanna live forever?!"

Yes I know where it's from...

[Chovexani]

38. Almost anything ever riffed on MST3k

There's only a handful of movies I couldn't enjoy even with Joel/Mike and the bots making fun of them. A lot of the DVDs have the un-riffed movie as an extra on the disc, and sometimes I watch them without the riffing. Anything with Joe Don Baker in it is comedy gold, especially Mitchell.

I LOVE cheesy disaster movies. One of the worst ones I ever saw was that recent NBC earthquake movie 10.5. The sensible part of my brain died from the way they totally abused science. But god was it funny. Especially the dude on the bicycle trying to outrace the collapsing Space Needle (I guess it never occured to him to turn left or right). And their master plan--only in America would we think to NUKE the earthquake.

Volcano was similarly hysterical. I like how they stopped the lava with concrete highway barriers. :crazy:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. Showgirls (nt)

[Chovexani]

42. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

How could I forget that gem.