Oh my God! What happened to my hair???

[Magrittes Pipe]

My beautiful, beautiful hair! :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

1. Did you join the military?

And what are you drinking?

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. No and Blatz.

[Misunderestimator]

6. What the hell is a Blatz? Never heard of it.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Dude you drink BLATZ!?!?

AGH! That's so disgusting it shouldn't be called beer!

[MrSandman]

3. Dude, what happened to your beer?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. It turned into a Blatz!

:cry:

[MrSandman]

9. I thoght they quit makin that...

an Shitz a long time ago.

[name not needed]

5. You stole my beer!

I shall kill you twice.

[Bronco69]

7. It looks like someone colored your hair to match

the chair and the beer bottle. :-)

P.S. I just love a buzzed man. :-)

[ornotna]

8. What hair?

You really like that chair don't you. :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Good natural light.

I probably didn't have to tell you this, but I'm not wearing pants in that pic.

[President Fredo]

11. Drinking Blatz beer should lead to harsher punishment than

a buzz cut. You got off easy. I'm just sayin'...

[Mara Steele]

13. Hey, we're twins, al!

I gots the same 'do, man!

:hi:

P.S. You're cute!

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. If we're twins....

That means you're cute, too! :hi:

[Blue-Jay]

15. I bet that chair smells funny.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. This whole house smells funny...

...considering all the Blatz I've been drinking.

[Bossy Monkey]

17. whoisalhedges'barber? n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Me, of course.

I like to play with cutty things.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

19. I hate to tell you this

but there's a green thing trying to steal your beer. See it?

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. The Araucaria is VERY thirsty.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

21. What the hell is that?

And whatever it is, give it fluids.

Unless it will smother you in the middle of the night. I do like your posts, because they always make me hungry for stuffing.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. Mmmmm... stuffing.

'tis the lovely Norfolk Island pine. It's the Xmas tree round here.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

24. Well it scares me. And I adore Chrismas, but it looks like some alien

is trying to nab your beer.

Now I am going to have bad dreams. Talk more stuffing talk. Make it go away.

[Shananigans]

46. Why do you have a X-mas tree up already?? And why would it like Blatz?

That's ridiculous! The haircut looks just fine, but for the love of GOD get rid of those hideous curtains!

[JohnKleeb]

23. You shaved your goatee too

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. I haven't worn a goatee in YEARS, John!

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. OMFG!!!!! You have a face!

Quelle shock!!!!

And drink Blatz beer?

:puke:

On edit: the :puke: is re the beer, not your hair or face.

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Ego kick for the weekday crowd.

:kick:

[GOPisEvil]

28. That plant is totally making a play for your brew!

:scared:

Nice head! Nice fuckin' head! :thumbsup:

[terrya]

29. I'm more disturbed by the fact that you're holding a bottle of Blatz.

The buzz look looks very good on you, my friend. :-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

30. I've never seen a man so happy to be drinking Blatz.

I pity you....

[LynneSin]

32. at least it isn't that crapfest that claims to be beer: Iron City

I'd rather scrape the sweat off my body and drink that!

[terrya]

33. Or the sadly oxymoronic "Milwaukee's Best"

I'd rather drink my own urine that swill that crap.

[LynneSin]

34. or Pabst Blue Ribbon - what the hell did it win a blue ribbon for?

Crappiest excuse of a beer

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. I will not sit idly by while you defame the good name of Pabst.

Carling Black Label is pretty damn good, too. And Stroh's. Mmmmmm... Stroh's. :beer:

[LynneSin]

36. When you had your hair cut - they they cut into some of your brain cells?

:eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. "Had" my hair cut?

Good God, woman, do you think I would actually PAY for this? I cut it my DAMN self!

[LynneSin]

39. Next time - don't cut out the brain cells....

m'kay

:loveya:

[Beware the Beast Man]

37. I second that.

What, just because I'm from the "Burgh you think I drink Iron City?? For shame! Besides, it's still better than Schmidt's.

[mrboba1]

31. DAMN!

You're uglier than I thought you were!!! :evilgrin:

And you drink utter crap!!!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

40. Fuckin' vanity posts.

'Me, me, me, me, me, me, me'.

Don't you know there's a pointless flamewar in GD2004 we should all be participating in? You people should all be ashamed of yourselves. Because of this thread, Bush will win the election. I hope you're all happy with that outcome. Brats.

[Magrittes Pipe]

41. Booo! I hate Busch.

That's why I'm a Blatz man! :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. Hey - I love vanity threads - just not ones where I must look at Hedges

pastey visage

[XNASA]

42. You now less resemble Mark Borchardt.

But you look more like Mike Schank.

I hope that's what you were goin' for.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

43. Oh Dear Dear Lord

:cry: I can't bathe my eyeballs enough

[tigereye]

44. he is ever the sophisticate!

ack, another one has done the 20- something shaved head thing!

ps how much had you had to uh, consume....