Are Freeper posts really a conspiracy by DU Admin. to whip us good folks

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into blood-boiling frenzies? You know, like in professional wrestling where you've got the good guy and then you've got to have the "heel".

And did you ever notice how ecstatic DUer's are after they issue a tombstone alert? Jeez, it sounds just like they just had sex and are now now sitting up in bed smoking a cig. If DU loses its freeps, say adios to these ecstatic interludes.

Still unconvinced? How come Freeper posts all have the same exact "Jon Lovitz/The Liar" tone and What are the odds of them all being so transparent? Examples...

"We're in big trouble. Hate to say it, but those freepers are right this time, our man Kerry's flipflopping again..."

"I just tried typing the Killian memo, myself in MS word and the freeps are right, it matches perfectly. We made a mistake thinking Rather was on the level ad now we're going to pay bigtime."

See what I mean? The whole thing smells.

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1. He's on to us.

We have to kill him.

Oh shit. Now he knows even more.