Hi I'm George W. Bush and Im using Kid A's compooter while hes at lunch.

[Kid_A]

I dont like John Kerry. His face looks like a horse. Remember that horse from Mr. Ed? That horse was funny. I should talk to Karl and see if I can call Kerry Mr. Ed during the dubate. If we have a dubate. I don't like dubates. There too hard. I wish I could make a law that says the President can not dubate if he doesnt want too. Or to make the dubates happen during the day so the President can still watch his favrite TV shows at night, like American Idol. I like that show. But I dont like the mean French guy whos on it. Im gonna start callin him a terrorist so Fox will fire him. Then they can give his job to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is awesome. He was on Walker Dont Mess With The Texas Rangers. I liked that show I wish it was still on.

In cuncluusion dont vote for John Kerry because he looks like a French horse.

[WindRavenX]

1. what's your favorite drug?

Coke? MJ? Herion?
Do tell!!

[Kid_A]

3. Im not supposed to talk about that.

Dick and Karl would yell at me and hit me.

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Have you found a good shrink yet?

[Kid_A]

6. Shrinks are for sissies.

[sus]

4. you are in SO much trouble.

p.s. Chuck Norris is engaged to Mike Tyson. They don't like you because you won't let them get married. Do you live under a ROCK or something?

[GOPisEvil]

5. Kid_A needs to learn to sign off DU when he goes to lunch.

First Zell Miller, now Bush*. Kid_A hangs out in a rough neighborhood.

[Worst Username Ever]

7. Did daddy beat you?

[Kid_A]

8. No, but my mom was sometimes mean to me.

So now I have something Condi calls a "raging eddypull complex". I dont know what that is, but I dont think its good to have one.

[lunarboy13]

9. hello W...

I'm having trouble with a report I'm writing. Could you help me by giving me your definition of sovereignty?

Thanks!

[Kid_A]

10. Ha! Thats a trick question!

You just want to give me a big word to explain so I'll sound dumb! Mean reporters try that sometimes but I just give them the silent treatment! It works really good. Karl always says "George, if you dont know what a word means just keep your stupid mouth shut or your pull numbers will drop" I dont know what a pull number is, but I guess its bad to drop them when you have a bunch.

Nice try sucker!

[Kid_A]

11. Uh oh! I gotta go guys! Kid A'a comin back!

See you later, and W stands for Awesome!!!!!!!

[Kid_A]

12. GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!

George is such a prick. I work in a heavily Republican office, and every now and then some GOP big shot stops by. They said Bush was coming today, so I made sure I was at lunch when he was here. I really need to stop leaving my computer on when I leave.

Aw crap, now there's Cheeto dust and Nerds all over my keyboard...

[KamaAina]

13. What's your favorite book? "My Pet Goat" or "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"?

Or is it the one you were coloring when Mr. Cheney came in and said he had a call for you on the red phone?