Dems Outrage at Law Outlawing Sex with Dead Corpses

[A-Schwarzenegger]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/custom/fringe/sfe-necroban13,0,6829834.story?coll=sfla-news-fringe

Gov. Schwarzenegger signs bill banning necrophilia

Reuters
Posted September 13 2004, 10:27 AM EDT

SAN FRANCISCO -- Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman said on Friday.

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This will not effect me and Maria in any way whateverso.

[Heyo]

1. dang....

.. I was just on my way out to the graveyard...

Heyo

[Bunny]

2. Governor, please quit outraging those Dems!

I'm surprised to hear that you and Maria will be unaffected, as I thought you'd been practicing necrophilia with each other for some time now.

Well, in any case, carry on Governor!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. Yes me and Maria will be unaffected because

the new law does not say anything about the LIVING
dead.

[skygazer]

4. Damn it all!

All this time, I thought it was ALREADY illegal! Missed the window of opportunity again! :spank:

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. OK, so maybe Arnie has SOME things right.

Now if I get tombstoned for supporting a Repuke on the anti-necrophilia issue, I'm going to be really disturbed...:bounce:

[Jackpine Radical]

6. Proof that Repugs are nuts.

They just outlawed sex with each other.

"Of COURSE she's frigid. I just got her out of the cooler."

[Renew Deal]

7. Ha

Time to play a little prank on GD.

[harmonyguy]

8. Someone'll getcha for that ! nt

[NightTrain]

9. Fellow necrophiles, it's time to come out of the casket!

:evilgrin:

[featherman]

10. And they said Arnold couldn't solve California's most pressing

problems. Hah! Now they can see what a can do kinda guy can do. Take THAT, Gray Davis!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

19. I wouldn't bring up Gray Davis in this thread

so to speak.

[PartyPooper]

11. Why not go all the way?

Why not ban 'groping of corpses', too? Eh, Governor?

:evilgrin:

[enigmatic]

12. Boy, if this would have taken effect when I was still w/ my ex...

I'd be in serious trouble!;)

[DemBones DemBones]

13. Well, I can see why they'd want to have it on the books.

"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said.

Breaking and entering? Perversely amusing.



The following is just perverse:


The state's first attempt to outlaw necrophilia, in response to a case of a man charged with having sex with the corpse of a 4-year-old girl in Southern California, stalled last year in a legislative committee.


Glad they didn't kill the bill. :evilgrin:

[liberalmuse]

14. Sex with corpses!?

Now why didn't I think of that? I guess it's because all of the Republican brainwaves are so busy sucking every imaginable perversion out of the ether there's nothing left over for the rest of us. Damn them!

[WilliamPitt]

15. No sex with corpses? What's Dubya gonna do now?

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

17. Wow...there's that sparkling wit...

we all know and love. *snort*

That one was too easy. You can do better. :P

[A-Schwarzenegger]

18. A blow-up Mom doll is not technicly a corpse.

It is covered in the new law.

[Robb]

16. If sex with dead people is outlawed

...then only outlaws will have sex with dead people.

Wait a minute.... :D


I tell ya, if it's not one thing it's another with this Big Government thing. :silly:

[BrotherBuzz]

20. Governor, is doggie style outlawed, too?

You know, I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

22. No, plays dead does not count.

Maria plays dead too, and sometimes smokes a cigar
and reads the paper while I'm at it. I like it best
when she dresses up like the state of California.

[BrotherBuzz]

24. Great!

We can continue our menage ˆ trois with the frisbee.

[Shananigans]

21. Sup A-Schwarz....

I don't suppose you happen to have seen Oscar lately... He seems to have...well....disappeared...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

23. He is touring the battleground states.

He has his own bus that on the side it is written
"WAKE UP YOU STUPID MOFOS!"

[Shananigans]

25. Are you serious?

How the hell did he get that? Oh shit...I remember seeing in the Minneapolis Star Tribune about the Wellstone bus getting ripped off. Please tell me Oscar's bus isn't green.

BTW...who's driving?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

26. It's not actually a bus.

It's a thresher. He's driving but it's guided by the GPS.
You know they outfit vehiclels for blind people so they could
do it for a mixed animal that can see and they did. He gets
distracted by a lot of sights and visions and things so he goes
off the road every now in then but it just harvests a bunch
of corn or wheat or apples and those sort of things and then
comes back on the road after a while.

[Shananigans]

27. Wow...poor little guy.

So he's all alone. I miss him. Will you try to keep me updated of his journeys? I don't hear much from him nowadays. Not since he left the farm.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

30. He's never alone.

It's a thresher-led caravan. He's a mixed party animal.
It's a fiesta then a siesta wherever he goes. Watch
the polls shift Kerry-wise as he thunders through each
battleground state winning undecided hearts and minds
with a single three-eyed gaze.

[mitchum]

28. Being a republican, I assume that he made Reagan's corpse exempt

doesn't want to suspend one of their newest and most-loved rituals

[A-Schwarzenegger]

29. Reagan's corpse is

touring the battleground states.