How bad is your language?

[lapislzi]

Poll question: How bad is your language?

Do you swear? A little? A lot? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[LDS Jock]

1. yes ... on occasion

I find a well chosen swear word has no equal.

[Vanje]

3. Holy effing crap!

Thats a cute puppy!

[LDS Jock]

4. Isn't he?

Its a Samoyed. I'm planning to get one soon. Just too cute for words.

[LincolnMcGrath]

6. The puppy seems to have two Bums

What gives?

[LDS Jock]

13. its another puppy behind him

with his head down. Yes, it does look like that but the pic is so cute I had to use it.

[Gothic Sponge]

2. I hardly ever swear!

That's the fucken truth! :)

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Fuckety shit fuck!

Ass! Anuslicker! Shitty shit shit dog dick fuck. Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker!
:silly:

[LincolnMcGrath]

9. Careful The F bomb might get you red assed?

:shrug:

[BurtWorm]

7. It are very well.

:evilfrown:

[mark11727]

8. Fried the effen V-Chip me head, man....!

[Q3JR4]

10. I've found that

well placed swear words tend to amplify the feeling in the statements I'm making. It also helps that the peoples who are offended by such language tend to stay away from me.

[Southsideirish]

11. I really shock people when I come up with a 4 letter word as

my appearance is very prim and proper, ex-Catholic school girl all the way. Tee hee. Little do they know what a radical leftie I am inside.

[TOhioLiberal]

12. It depends...

...Am I tied to a chair, eyes forced open watching Chimpy umm his way through a press conference? Context, people, context!

seriously though, I do swear a bit. I try to avoid the 'f-bomb' though.

[lapislzi]

16. I think the "if provoked" option covers it

I have discovered many new and colorful phrases over the last four years...the little fuckwit (oops) does bring out the best in people.

[regularguy]

14. I'll happily hit an F-note if the occasion arises.

For fun, rather than anger though...

[redqueen]

15. A lot

But I'm getting so accustomed to using the 'kid friendly' variety that they're taking over. So now it's often 'you silly dunderhead' and 'gosh darned joker' and 'stinker' and such...

[lapislzi]

17. I still say "crumbs!" when I'm thinking something else

although we have pretty much given up on "ass" and variations. She even says them now. What's a mother to do?

[Lavender Brown]

18. Only when I slam my finger in a car door or something like that

I just never got into the habit.

[eyesroll]

19. Terrible.

It drives my officemate nuts -- he's a nice enough guy, but nothing worse than "jackass" has slipped from his mouth in my presence.

[freestyle]

20. I let fly occassionally, unless its about bush

then there's no telling what I might say. I usually say nothing to avoid burning someone's ears off, or getting fired.

[mac56]

21. Someone once said to me, "Your grammar's atrocious."

I said, "Hey! Leave my relatives out of this!"

[Ilsa]

22. I let one rip, but I don't

attack people with name-calling. My bad language is more descriptive in nature.

[VOX]

23. I can control my speech and temper, but if I'm tired or out-of-sorts...

I can cuss like there's no tomorrow. It's even inspired, sometimes! :evilgrin:

[lapislzi]

24. I think inspired cussing is an art form

as in, "Jesus H. Christ in a jumped-up sidecar!"

[guitar man]

25. fucking atrocious

I cuss like a sailor, especially when I'm talking about *Boosh.