Silly Joke

[skooooo]

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up --fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all of his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offers really good,
he'll go out into the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "Nah," said Johnny, "He works for the Bush campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[LiberalVoice]

1. lol

thats fuckin funny.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. You made my husband groan

thanks for the joke!

[goju]

3. :)

:toast:

[bigwillq]

4. You could really add just about anything

to the punch line.

I like, "My dad plays for the Boston Red Sox.....

[skooooo]

6. Yeah..and I usually hate those kind of jokes....

...in fact, I don't like this one so much, but someone sent it to me and it was political, so I posted it..lol.

[Immad2]

5. That is an excellent joke!!

You just topped this day off with a belly laugh and a smile. Thanks! :toast: