What Job would * have if it wasn't for Daddy....

[Sannum]

I posted this question before, but since hopefully on November 3rd the Wee Little Statesman will be looking for a new job, what do you think he would be qualified for?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. Groundskeeper for that baseball team he used to own .

Or pumping my gas . At least he would still be in the gas/oil business .

[JSJ]

2. drag queen

[MsConduct]

3. One of those jobs that can't

be outsourced. One of the guys who clean the port-a-pots at public events.


Peace

[last_texas_dem]

4. Moving from one failed business to the next

Actually, I'm wrong... he would never have gotten into Harvard to get that MBA his backers love to reference so much as proof of his intelligence if he hadn't had the daddy he had...

[cheshire]

5. He would have had to go to Nam and his sissy ass would have been

wounded and he would be on dissability.

[grace0418]

6. He'd be one of those welfare recipients

the GOP loves to complain about. You know, the ones who can work but just don't want to because they're too lazy? Only in his case it wouldn't be a classist stereotype used to justify cutting social programs. Dubya really would be one of them.

[aquart]

8. Come on, who'd hire a drug addict?

[Ruffhowse]

7. Brutal sadistic prison guard

[aquart]

10. That's assuming he still had the same mother.

[alphafemale]

22. That pasty bully from "The Green Mile" is Bush-like.

Sadistic bastard.

[MidwestTransplant]

9. Wal Mart greeter

[Skarbrowe]

11. Karl Rove's Cabana Boy.

[sasquatch]

12. Prison Bitch

Milosovich will be selling him for Vodka and Cigaretts

[Trish]

13. Crack 'Ho

Or crystal meth ho

[izzie]

14. In business with his brother Neil

Bottom feeder off their Father.

[ComerPerro]

15. dead or in prison

[LibDemAlways]

16. Televangelist.

He knows there's big bucks to be had by turning on the charm, growing a pompadour, wearing a shiny suit, pretending to be a Christian, and fleecing little old ladies out of their life savings. Laura would be part of the con too - just needs some hair dye and eye make-up. They'd be Brother George and Sister Laura, humbly asking for your donations to build the George Bush Center for Faith and Morals just outside the ranch in Crawford - an ongoing project that would be in the planning stages for many, many decades.

[guitar man]

17. selling blowjobs in a back alley somewhere

probably to pay for his dope habit. He sure wouldn't think about holding down an actual job, he's just too damn lazy.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

18. Mopping floors...

In a peep show.

[andino]

19. Jiz moper at the local nuddie booth

***CLERKS***

[arwalden]

26. I Speak For All Of Us When I Say... EWWWW!

[flvegan]

20. Middle management yes-man

He'd stab anyone in the back to get there, on zero qualifications, after initially being hired after passing his cocktail-napkin resume to a drunken VP at the titty-bar.

[sendero]

21. I've always said...

... if Bush* dad was a truck driver, he'd be driving a truck.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it :)

[NoPasaran]

23. Is being in prison considered a job?

[July]

24. Carny barker, used car salesman, low-level mob grunt?

Televangelist, pimp, drug dealer?

I can see any of these.

[arwalden]

25. Televangelist, Used Car Salesman, Real Estate

[YellowRubberDuckie]

27. I'm gonna go with Use Car Salesman...

[Squeech]

28. Drunk in a gutter somewhere

Probably here in New England, where he was born. He only moved to Texas because his Connecticut-yankee father did, of course, even though he has the personal shallowness exemplified by the words "Dallas culture" down pat.