Family Values: Britney Spears is a Bride Again

[Thurston Howell IV]

Pop star Britney Spears got married Saturday night to dancer Kevin Federline. This is her second walk down the aisle in nine months. Britney is 22. If she continues at this rate, she will have tied the knot 39 times by the time she hits the age of 50. Nothing says “family values” more than 39 marriages — unless, of course, they involve the same bride.

That’s 39 caterers, 39 rings, 39 maids of honor, 39 undisclosed locations teeming with paparazzi, 39 exclusive sets of photos available to the highest bidder, and 39 wedding nights. That last one might sound like fun, but I bet that by No. 18 or so, she starts to call husbands by the wrong names.

But in my heart of hearts, I believe it will never come to that. I believe in this holiest of unions, despite the high turnover rate. I know that this time, Britney’s nuptials will last forever, or at least beyond her first union, which lasted 55 hours, which for her might seem like forever.

There are strong indications that this one is the real deal.
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[mark414]

1. that's 39 beautiful weddings though!

to protect marriage we need more heterosexual marriages!

isn't 39 better than only 2?

[madmax]

2. I give it a week.

Being that this one is the 'real deal'. :eyes:

[The Zanti Regent]

10. Shall we start a DU pool to see how long this marriage lasts?

I got my money on 10 days!

[Endangered Specie]

23. Put me down for 16 days.

I figure the sex will keep him around for that long.

[histohoney]

3. What a way

to stimulate the economy. All those jobs.

[RazzleCat]

5. Think of it as and economic engine

Just like selling on e-bay, think 39 weddings, that's tons of minimum wage employment, bus persons, bartenders, tux rental clerks, wedding dress clerks. Its so American

[Doosh]

4. she's also a mindless bush supporter

so fuck off britney

[JLucas4092]

6. Is there such a thing as a

Bush supporter with a mind? ;)

[Lefty48197]

7. At last, the sanctity of hetrosexual marriage has been upheld

honoring all the wonderful marriages in the world today!

[shanti]

8. oh joy

:eyes:

[skooooo]

9. oh joy

[Lady Effingbroke]

11. Thanks for posting this - best laugh I've had all day!

79% of "voters" surveyed said both her career and her (current) marriage would be over by Christmas. :eyes:

[Deja Q]

12. And tomorrow she'll be single again, and the cycle repeats...

Brit-brat is a joke.

It's only apropos she's a repuke. She is the ideal personification of them: They say one thing, do the opposite, and then they screw everybody in the process.

[Jade Fox]

13. Didn't her husband leave his pregnant girlfriend for Spears?

Ah, the family values at work.

My guess is that being Mr. Spears had appeal because of the increase
in disposable income it would afford him.

[ironflange]

15. She did have to buy her own ring

I hope for her sake, not that I particularly care, that someone near her got her to do up a pre-nup.

[BiggJawn]

17. No, he didn't...Well.....

His girlfriend had his baby, so she's not his pregnant ex-girlfriend anymore...

I give it 2 years, tops.

Do you think she'll still be trying to palm herself off as a virgin now?

[Obamarama]

14. Britney who?

[TOhioLiberal]

16. Gee...

...aren't her 15 minutes of fame over with yet? What a moran!

[UrbScotty]

18. Talk about preserving the sanctity of marriage.

:eyes:

[WindRavenX]

19. she was going to wear a red dress too...

...thankfully, someone with a brain reminded her that red=whore.
But that would've been appropriate in Spears' case.

[linazelle]

20. ...39 ways of laying and a partrige in a pear treeeee....

:silly:

[Yavin4]

21. Her Cock Tease Act Is Getting Old

Her "music" stinks. She has no real hits. Hell, even if you hate Madonna, at least she had a couple of really good dance tunes here and there, and she was innovative at points. But Britney? Come on.

[fortyfeetunder]

22. Yawn

What bothers me is this so-called singer is considered a role model for young girls. I hope parents read this and get a clue.

[Wapsie B]

24. I have to wonder

if their "honeymoon video" will soon show up on the 'net? Seems to be the rage these days. After all, what else does she have other than a cute bod? She does nothing for me personally but that's been her hook.