What should I do?

[Pale Blue Dot]

Poll question: What should I do?

I'm taking a screenwriting class, and the class consists of me, an old guy who calls himself "Happy Jack", and 8 attractive women, none of whom are wearing rings. What should I do?

[Maddy McCall]

1. Is there ANY question? Number one, stupid!

Age is only a number. Ask Happy Jack out!! :-)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Other: ask out Happy Jack

You'll win a toaster! :evilgrin:

[POed_Ex_Repub]

3. Hang out after class... suggest a group gathering

Get to know them a little first. See how attractive the "attractive" ones still are after you've talked with them awhile.

[Droopy]

4. Write your goddamn screen play!

Getting involved with one of your class mates will only distract from the true task at hand: to write the next Oscar winning movie. Get to work pal!

[petronius]

5. I'm confused:

"the class consists of me, an old guy who calls himself 'Happy Jack'," - Does the phrase after the comma modify the pronoun "me", or does it refer to a separate individual? 'Cause if you're Happy Jack, a new moniker is your first order of business...

Otherwise, what you need to do is realize that you are the commodity in short supply in the room - make a few incredibly brilliant observations followed by an amazingly witty double-entendre, and then sit back and wait to be mauled...

[MrScorpio]

6. If I was 16 years younger and still single

I would handle both the screenplay and the woman in that class that vibes with me the most.

Move along folks, problem here to see.

[flamingyouth]

7. Ask out the older woman

After all, you listed her first. :D