I'm PWI. Ask me anything.

[eyesroll]

:beer:

[Eye and Monkey]

1. Are you George Bush?

Wait, sorry, he's not literate, much less computer literate.

Are you Laura Bush?

[eyesroll]

2. No.

I am pretty well pickled, though.

[GeorgeBushytail]

3. What's the difference between a duck?

[eyesroll]

4. About five centimeters?

:shrug:

[prolesunited]

5. What is your

weapon of self-destruction for the evening?

Do you find that your fingers get as thick as your tongue when drunk?

[eyesroll]

6. I ordered a Bombay Sapphire, rocks with olives.

They brought a whole lot of gin with that gin. ;-)

I'm actually doing a decent job of typing -- I'm always fat-fingered...:D

[sundog]

7. Parvenue With Investments?

:P

[eyesroll]

8. Why I write my melancholy story?

Posting While Intoxicated, in case you were wondering...

[sundog]

9. Why you write? Hmmm... I don't know :)

And it is a sad sad tale :cry:

Time for your torch song...
:beer:

[eyesroll]

10. Shelley.

"The Parvenue." First sentence.

[sundog]

11. Quite the literary lass, aren't cha? Predial Whipper-snapping Internuncio!