What should I change my name to?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Poll question: What should I change my name to?

[redqueen]

1. Morgoth

It just seems to suit you.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. It suits my sunny disposition.

[StopTheMorans]

Asshat Part III

has a nice ring to it no?

[mrboba1]

2. you can't change it to "whoisalhedges"

replace an o or i or s with 0, 1 or $.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. No.

I'll just take it.
I hacked his password ages ago.

[mrboba1]

31. oh.

then I'll vote for that.

[jeff30997]

26. Interesting avatar , mrboba1.

:)

[mrboba1]

30. shhhhh. I am part of

the conspiracy...

Get your :tinfoilhat: ready

[dolo amber]

3. Misty Mr. Wisty

or Edwin Collins. :P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. EL Wisty? or Edwyn Collins?

[dolo amber]

Yes

:D

[Irishladdie]

4. Try the Wu Tang Clan name translater.....Link Below

http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl


Its really Cool!! I Love this thing....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Rockin'!

[jeff30997]

6. How about...

Screaming Jenna Jameson ? Mmmm...Jenna...

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Droning Bourgeois Kirk.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. It's got a nice ring to it.

[terrya]

11. I voted for whoisalhedges simply because of the mind fuck possiblities.

:-)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

52. I voted for whoisalhedges simply because of the fuck possiblities

more like.

[redqueen]

60. That would seem to be the one to go with, then.

Yes.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

70. What possible interest could you have in such a thing?

[redqueen]

75. Well he's always claiming how much everyone wants in his pants.

But if you mean what you change your name to, well what else -- I'm bored!

[CrownPrinceBandar]

12. William "Funkmeister" Jenkins?.................................

Just made it up and I like it.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. Actually, that's pretty damn cool.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

29. You are too kind............

Or how about "FreeMarcEmery"?

[Donkeyboy75]

13. Ooh! Ooh!

How about Dean4Prez08!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

20. Nah. It's gotta be JOEMENTUM2008!

[Donkeyboy75]

23. No way!

Lieberman is completely wrong for this country! You may as well go join PNAC. He supported the war in Iraq.

I don't even know you anymore.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

40. AAARRRGGGHHH!

TAKING IT WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! :D

[southpaw]

14. Aladdin Sane...

Ziggy Stardust, Thin White Duke...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. Are you suggesting I didn't invent my own name?

HOW DARE YOU, SIRRAH!

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

15. Noooo, I love your name

But if you must, then Arturo Ui.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. I don't know.

I find that name pretty resistible.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

27. It got a rise out of me.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

34. Aren't we just so edumicated?

:D

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

55. I'm just a Brecht Girl

BTW, I didn't bother posting but I, like, so totally agreed with your assessment of 70s singer-songwriters on that Cat Stevens thread. From '72 to '79, between the navelgazers and the country rockers I saved so much money on rock music. Ecchh.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

58. Why thank you.

Bows.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. Thunder Poney

[Phillycat]

19. How about Doug?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

25. Doug's cool.

[jpgray]

24. SheLovestheWayTheyLoveHer

Damn that song kicks ass.

[jpgray]

49. You can ignore it all you want, SLB

But the power of the same-color-surname songwriting duo of Argent and White compels you.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

51. Fool.

Hold your head up.

[redqueen]

28. How about Chicken Leg?

I don't know... it has a nice bluesy feel to it.

Maybe Blind Chicken Leg?

[Hand]

32. Diana Moon Glampers...

"My mother was a Moon. My father was a Glampers."

:puke:

[jeff30997]

33. I propose...

Warren Prouty Mackinfly the 4th !

[Burma Jones]

35. Baal

As in Brecht's Play

[Screaming Lord Byron]

36. One Brecht play at a time, please!

[jeff30997]

41. Please stop screaming Lord Byron !

My ears! :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

44. HENCE THE NAME CHANGE!

[Hand]

37. Wait! Wait! I've got it...

Brian Mulroney.

:evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

42. Nah. Ben Mulroney.

That's the ticket. Evil at once remove.

[Hand]

47. Wait! Wait! Better yet...

Bobby Bush.

:puke:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

53. The barrel sure is being scraped today, eh Hand?

[Hand]

61. um... Jacques Parizeau???

[Screaming Lord Byron]

63. How about Rene Levesque's combover?

[Hand]

66. GREAT!!!! That's your new alias!!!

[jeff30997]

38. Why not...

Gregory Floyd von Jockstrapp ?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

45. I can think of so many reasons.

;-)

[eyesroll]

39. CatStevens_is_teh_R0x0r

Duh.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

48. Finnfan flingflan? Eyesroll Piesfoal?

[eyesroll]

62. Eyesroll_piesfoal_is_teh_r0x0r!

:bounce:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

65. Not teh_sUx0r!

[jukes]

43. "other"

as in: i don't give a fuck...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

50. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!

[Phillycat]

56. Meme?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

59. No. ME!

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

[Phillycat]

68. ME ME ME! is a good username.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

72. It would sum me up pretty well.

[jukes]

just joshin'

ya screamer!

you're important (stroke...stroke...stroke...)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

69. Ah! Thank God.

Need ego gratification.

[jeff30997]

46. IMAQtip.

[Ripley]

54. DebbieD@@sDallas

or Lunatic Fringe. Are you just bored with SLB or do you need an alias?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

57. I've had it with SLB.

[stellanoir]

64. from your earlier thread

there is no possible option other than "Mary Queen of Scots."

[Screaming Lord Byron]

67. Actually, that would be hilarious.

[stellanoir]

73. Of course it would. . .

I mean. . .you said earlier. . ."she's so hot. . ."

As somewhat of a hobbiest in Tudor history, I can only assure you that she, unlike Elizabeth I was taken down by her unbelievable multiple indiscretions with somewhat swarmy and stupid men.

Ahhhhh, and when she was beheaded, her wig fell off and it was revealed that she was completely bald.

Sounds like a mentor to me. . .

Bonne chance

[Screaming Lord Byron]

76. NOOOOO!!!!!

Say it ain't so!

:cry:

(actually, I too know my medieval and renaissance history. The entire Stuart dynasty was awful - what I posted earlier was merely a goofy copycat thread)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

71. Break the tie, someone.

[Richardo]

74. I think "Venerable Bede" is still available...

[Ripley]

77. You changed your poll!

It won't let me vote again, but if you must have one of the three...I say Mumbling Peasant Steve. (or Snarling King Louis)