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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 07:17 PM
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I knew it was time to get on a diet when...
I was laughing and my gut started to shake like the hippo's in Matcom's sig.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 07:19 PM
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1. I caught an accidental full-length glimpse of myself in the mirror
and wondered for a split second who the slightly chunky chick was.

AHHHHH!!!!!! Get the Reese's Pieces away from me!!!!

LOL!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 07:19 PM
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2. I couldn't see my penis anymore.
:cry:
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 07:20 PM
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3. If it were detachable, it wouldn't be a problem!
You could keep it in the fridge!
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 07:20 PM
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4. Aw! I'm sure it's still there, Al. nt
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-04 07:23 PM
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5. I walked and when I stopped
My thighs and butt kept moving. :(
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