Have you ever had sex with a famous person ?

[sffreeways]

I don't usually post any thing sexual but I haven't been in the lounge for a long time and it seems like fun to ask this question.

Have you or anyone you know ever had sex with a famous person ?

Doesn't have to be well known famous. Could be an author or a politician.

Have you but just don't want to reveal who it was ? Why ?

Have you ever known anyone who had sex with someone famous and it was weird or kinky ? Any funny stories ?

I know a guy that is a janitor at the YMCA in San Francisco who when he was in the Navy he had a one nighter with Don Johnson. I believe him to. He's just not the kind of guy that would lie and he was very embarrassed telling me the story.

I've had sex with someone kinda famous. I'm not sure I want to say who. I'll see how open the rest of you folks are first

:evilgrin:

You can make it up too. Whatever you like.

[mhr]

1. If Only!

eom

[sffreeways]

3. You could make something up

:shrug:

[mhr]

6. Well In That Case, Gwyneth Paltrow!

eom

[izzie]

2. Real or in my mind?

--

[sffreeways]

4. I would

accept a fantasy for the purpose of this thread.

[pnorman]

5. Other than myself?

N/T

[sffreeways]

9. Er...ah well

yes it has to be with someone else. Famous masturbators don't count here.

[ET Awful]

7. Does the daughter of a somewhat famous news personality count?

No names, just suffice to say her dad has a show on CBS and it isn't Dan Rather :) :) :)

[sffreeways]

10. Sure it counts n/t

[tekriter]

8. Actually, having sex with me was one step toward BECOMING famous.

You said I could make some of this up, remember?





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[Squeech]

11. Back in the '70s

I slept with a writer for Rolling Stone.

She was really sweet-- good writer too-- and I wish I knew where she was today.

I was a freelance music journalist myself, and I was trying to sell to them myself. They did take about a dozen of my record reviews, for which they paid better than anybody else-- but some of my stuff got spiked because my sense of humor was too baroque for senior management, and then I muffed one too many deadlines. (By then I was thinking I ought to get a real job anyway.)

So I had sex with somebody whose name was in the paper-- but my name was also in the paper, so maybe this doesn't answer the question.

[iconoclastic cat]

12. Cintra Wilson's book, A Massive Swelling

Read A Massive Swelling to understand why having sex with a celebrity is dangerous and could lead to your own assimilation. Don't let it happen to you!

[kanrok]

24. I can identify

I have a massive swelling every time I think about having sex with some "celebrities"

[sffreeways]

13. Okay I have

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0436/taormino.php

This is her. She would never in a million years know who I am from this web site and she's had probably a hundred thousand partners. I'm safe making this admission.

I was about 29 years old so it was a long time ago.

[Blue-Jay]

14. Tristan!?!

Was it..... b-u-t-t-s-e-x?

She's an expert on that, ya know.

[sffreeways]

16. No details

and yes I am well aware she's a butt queen.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

36. Wow, a gentleman...

You're rare.
Duckie

[asthmaticeog]

15. An ex-GF of mine

from way back is now the bass player in an up-and-coming neo-garage band. (Granted, almost everyone I know is in a band, but hers has a new record out nationally that's getting really well-reviewed.) So if they break, I'll have an "I-schtupped-her-when" story.

[sffreeways]

18. Ahh

a tell all book in the making !

[JimmyJazz]

17. Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

I can't believe I'm writing this!!! Yes, one Olympian and one Rocker. (I hate that word "star"). I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[sffreeways]

19. Wow

you must be hot stuff

Yes you're going to hell

[ProdigalJunkMail]

30. guess I am going, too

one olympian...and one State's Attorney General...well, assistant that WILL BE one day...

theProdigal

[JimmyJazz]

35. Just in the right places at the right times and the ability not to

get all stupid about it.

[Enraged_Ape]

20. Ann Coulter

You're not gonna believe this, but she is an absolute TIGER in the sack. Absolutely insatiable. This woman simply cannot get enough sex. And she IS a woman, I assure you. She is 150% woman when her clothes come off.

And that Neoconservative shtick? It's all an act.

[JimmyJazz]

34. and whose penis did you use? certainly not your own! n/t

[Bunny]

21. Yes. Jude Law. Repeatedly.

You said we could make stuff up! ;)

[Richardo]

32. While driving, I presume...

:)

[Bunny]

45. Nope.

I was the "passenger", as it were. ;)

[gollygee]

22. Ewan McGregor!

As long as we can make stuff up . . .

Otherwise, no.

[sniffa]

23. wiLL pitt

and he was terribLe! :evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

43. Will Pitt

And he was terrific! Woo-hoo!

[daddybear]

25. NASCAR

driver.

[Stew225]

26. Minnie Pearl. eom

[teach1st]

27. A famous person tried to have sex with me...

..but I wouldn't let him.

I was a 15-year-old hitching alone through New England in a storm, miles away from my Florida home, broke, wet and hungry in 1969 (I think that's the year).

A man in a van picked me up, bought me dinner along our way and when the storm got too bad he pulled over to sleep and offered to let me sleep in the van as well. He was a famous philharmonic conductor.

For a hitchhiking hippie, I was pretty naive and I took him at his word. I woke up with him attempting to get jiggy with me. I found out I wasn't gay and I bolted into the storm, and ended up sleeping soaked in the woods that night.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

37. But you won't say who?

I'd be screaming from the rooftops that this dude tried to sexually take advantage of me...but that's just me.
Duckie

[teach1st]

44. I won't say who...

...but I knew who he was, even as a fifteen year old hippie (I was well-educated, though).

I think at the time, it never occured to me to go public about this. It was just how things were. He didn't get aggressive when I jumped up. This was after a day with two or three advances from men who had picked me up in Rhode Island.

[lazarus]

28. Sorta

in the sense of "you have sex with everyone that person's had sex with".

One partner had had sex with SF writer Robert A Heinlein.

And another had a one night stand with Greg Louganis.

That's as close as I get.

[Red State Rebel]

38. Only one degree of separation - that counts! n/m

[Red State Rebel]

42. My sister...

Had an extended affair with aging rocker Rusty Young, lead singer from Poco. He's supposed to be getting married but he still calls her - what a jerk!

[NewJeffCT]

29. OK, I admit it

I repeatedly took * up the butt not long after he got out of Harvard...

[ze_dscherman]

31. Almost

Because I declined.

Wayyyy back in my wild hitchhiking years, more than twenty year ago, I travelled through Italy with a German friend and my (new) Italian girlfriend. We were trying to go from Florence to Rome, but hitchhiking with three people was no good idea, even at the toll booth. So we decided to split, and because I spoke Italian, I sent my friend with the girl. We were to meet in Rome the next day.

They already had gotten a lift, when a big Mercedes with some fairly wild looking young men stopped, said they were sorry because the car was full, but a car with friends following soon would sure pick me up. So, that really happened, and I was riding to Rome in a big fat Mercedes Benz. As soon as I had settled, they asked me: "Did you recognize HIM?" No, I didn't. "So you really didn't recognize XX?" Nope -who was that guy? Turned out that he was a VERY famous Italian rockstar at that time - but unknown elsewhere (he still is pretty popular today). Especially loved by young girls.

When we entered Rome, they asked me if I'd like to come to their house; as always, there'd be a party. Because I were to meet my friends only the next day, I agreed, and we soon entered a heavily secured, very rich quarter of town. Big, fancy Italian villa, decorated with huge pictures of HIM, lot's of people, finally, some gorgeous Italian food, wine, fun. I got into talk with XX, had a nice conversation. Then he started making compliments about the handsome blonde German boy ... and I began to realize in which way he was interested in me. I kindly explained to him that I had a girlfriend, and was not inclined towards anything with him. Although seemingly disappointed, he reassured me that that was absolutely o.K., that I was still invited to stay - at a room of my own - and we chatted on.

So I spent a nice evening and a quiet night there, sneaked out early next morning to meet my friends, and my girlfriend could hardly believe my story. "Wait till I tell my little sister, who is madly in love with him, she won't believe he's gay!"

Late in that same evening, after having been to Piazza Navona, we strolled through the city, when a big luxury car approached us, with XX and some friends inside. He could hardly ask me how I was doing, when my girlfriend almost threw a fit, telling him that I was HER handsome German, not HIS, and he should immediately stop flirting with me. :)

[Fuzzy LaRue]

33. Juliette Lewis, I won't say when or where.

Also got it on with porn star Nina Hartley when she was a featured dancer at a strip club I was bouncing at while in the Army. I was driving her from her hotel to the club all week. Finally decided to make a move one night and she said only if my wife came along because she had noticed my wedding band. My wife would have had none of it, so I brought along a bi female soldier along as a ringer. :p

[YellowRubberDuckie]

39. I love Juliette Lewis when she's not playing a skank...

And even then she's a great actress, and gorgeous. I just wish she'd play some different roles.
Duckie

[Blue-Jay]

40. Has she ever NOT played a skank?

kidding.

/sort of

[YellowRubberDuckie]

41. Well, there was Enough....

....and one other one....
I wish she were in more too. She's a great actress.
Duckie

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

46. No but I had sex with Hal Ashby's girlfriend

[Cheswick2.0]

47. Did she get a toaster or just

a temporary taste for toast?

[bloodyjack]

48. Martha Washington. America is my illegitimate child

My face should totally be on Mt Rushmore, but I have ugly horsey teeth