Please do not post things that annoy

[A-Schwarzenegger]

me or upset me and those sort of things.
I am sick of tired of getting annoyed with
things around here. If you have a doubt about it
well figure it will bug me and don't do it. Please
also do not put things in a way that I do not
know what you getting at. If in doubt do not
do it. I don't have time to waste on a bunch of
annoying crap or things I don't understand and
those sort of things.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Therein lies the problem Ahhnold......California needs to rise again

but we weren't looking for someone to physically pick up the state. Maybe you misunderstood.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. So then you get something extra.

If you saw me holding the state of California over
my head with one hand and scratching myself with the
other hand, wouldn't even you get a little bit excited?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. I'd rather see you go scratch yourself than run for governor

[A-Schwarzenegger]

25. I think Joe Orwell said a genius

could hold two different things in his hands at the same time
and accept both of them.

[Wonk]

2. LOL, sure, whatever....

[Rocinante]

3. Dammit

I was trying to get to bed, now I got hiccups from laughing.

[ShriveledShriver]

4. You BASTARD..

Thanks for sending me out there to try an make you out as a fuzzywuzzy hubby.. They see through you .. The only good thing about the day was that no one egged ME.. Even though , God knows, I could use the nutrition:)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. I love you, my little tiny schrinking schweetheart.

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/08/national/08CND-CALI.html?pagewanted=1&th

SACRAMENTO, Sept. 8 — Maria Shriver, a member of a famously Democratic family, pulled into a Wal-Mart parking lot here this afternoon in her first solo campaign appearance, registering voters on behalf of her husband, Arnold Schwarzenegger, a Republican who wants to be governor of California.

But Ms. Shriver's foray turned into utter chaos. She was shouted down by a score of organized union members protesting the recall election and Wal-Mart's labor policies. Less than 10 minutes into a scheduled 45-minute appearance, she was hustled into a black sport utility vehicle and driven away. (More)

I really like where you say: "Like many women, I'm just trying to juggle helping my husband and my four children."

[ShriveledShriver]

11. Don't call me "schweetheart"

You think I don't know about the "veemin", but I most certainly do.. I am only doing this favor for you, because of the children.. You have embarrassed them enough, and we all know what a sore loser you are..

If you really loved me, you would have done what I told you to do, and kept your big mouth shut when you went to visit Jay..

[A-Schwarzenegger]

15. Honey I prerfer we do not air our dirty

fuzzywuzzy in public. All the people of California
want to know if is that if that we are a happy family
that has lot of glamor, money, hummers and fun. Nobody
want to know how you force me by my short hair to run
for Governor so you can pertend you're Jackie Jr of
Sacramento.

[A_Girl_Named_Maria]

16. Psssst..It's me, you big hunka machoman

Apparently , using my last name was inappropriate, so I had to change to this name.. But then you would know me by any name:)

I do have the wardrobe to be the first lady of "Killifornia", don't I??

When they start making size minus 2, I will go shopping for my inaugural dress.. Or maybe I will shop online at a Kiddie Beauty Pageant site.:).. They probably have my size:)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

17. I think it is funny how you keep getting up

and heading for the laundry room because
the time's up sound on the debate is the
same sound as our dryer going off. I think
also it is nice that Fox has commercials
during the debate. I can go take a crap
or get some beef jerky from the shed
without missing any thing.

[DoveTurnedHawk]

7. Dear Arnold

How do you respond to two separate reports of you using the "N-Word" against black bodybuilders?

DTH

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. I do not remember to the best of my memory.

If I did I am sure I used it in the best of intention
and I was probably high on steroids and pot and McMacs
and I was only kidding and those kind of things. Did
you ever use the Nword against black bodybuilder?

[DoveTurnedHawk]

13. I See

I also note that the Dixie Chicks "blasted" you recently. Do you get "blasted" often?

DTH

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. A question for Mr. Schwarzenegger

Have you considered making Jim Belushi your campaign manager? He has already come out in favor of your election, referring to you as a "great liberal". I am not certain, but I think also selecting Maria Conchita Alonzo as a running mate (Leiutennant Gov) would also enhance your ticket. You seem to have great chemistry together in such endeavors as "The Running Man" on the plus side it would assist with securing the Latino vote. Also, one last question, sir. Does your wife actually consume matter or does she, as I suspect, photosynthesize?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

12. Jim Belushi is a great comic genius

in the tradition of Aristophanes so he should
know if I am great also in my own way. When I am
Governor I can not pick my good friend Maria Conchita
Alonzo as Lt Gov because Cruz B will be my Lt Gov
already. I will have some good asignments for my
good friend Cruz B when I take over as Governor. Tee hee.
I made four movies in Mexico so Mexican-Latino-Chicano-Hispanio-Americans
look up to me as a strong man who will help them become
better people and work harder and so forth. As for my wife,
Maria Shriver Kennedy Schwarzenegger, yes she takes
a lot of pictures of me. Wouldn't you if you could?

[SweetZombieJesus]

10. You know, on a pop culture forum I used to post on, we had gimmick posters

like this, and if done well, it was always quite amusing.

Whoever's doing this, keep up the good work.

[efhmc]

18. As we say in Texas, tough t-bone.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

19. I appreciate it if you do not

refer to my wife like that.

[efhmc]

20. Typical. You over-steroided types don't understand that bad beef is an

insult to all meat lovers and you, dearie, are the beefy one in the family, not that dainty wife of yours.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

21. When I am Governor

I have a five year plan to turn all of California
into meat.

[Wonk]

22. You really really really like meat, I gather...

on edit: Not my photoshop. I found it on a fark.com photoshop contest.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

26. Look at me I am so beautiful

I unexpectantly grope myself.
That pier is made of meat.

[Wonk]

27. You're lucky that those steroids haven't damaged you all that much. Well,

not as much as this guy anyway :D



(from the same fark.com thread I posted above)

[efhmc]

23. Once again, you have proven that you do not understand the issues. I

am in Texas, the land of the meat lovers. You, on the other hand, are in the land of fruits and nuts, the land of the nonmeat lovers. You really should study your state's issues better.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

28. Why? I don't like issues.

Listen... iss-ues. Boring. California is all
about fun, gals, hummers, money, patries, style,
sexual intercourse, beauty, flagpole-sitting, and
all those sort of things. Issues, eh. People don't
vote on issues, they vote on excitement and who
they want to have sexual intercourse with. Most
Californians want to have sexual intercourse with
me. Gals get huffy and say they don't like me in
these polls, but when they get in the booth they
put a big X by Arnold. Look at my blinding teeth.
Look at my blinding buttocks and gasping biceps.
The men don't know but the little gals understand.

[BrotherBuzz]

24. Arnie, I need more help

I did as you suggested and read Ecclesiastes, but I was not able to read it near a babbling creek. Was the babbling creek part important? The officials took my water (and babble) and sent it to you so you can keep your lawn nice and green (as it should be). I'm confused; Ecclesiastes had no references to wearing Aprons and I'm a little daunted, although parts sounded like an old Byrds' song I enjoyed once (ah, hummingbirds in throat?). I fail to find a valid reason for you suggesting this reading in the first place. Any help?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

29. This is a good one from Ecleciasteces

for the long lonesome barnstormin' dusty campaign trail...
When I read it I start to weep like a little girl and
I have to hug my pillow and cry myself to a restless
Sartreian slumber until the sun comes up again like a
screaming lemon and I have to haul back out and hit the
hot, stinky, mean backroads of the state of California
from Salinas to Pismo Alley to the Big Sur of Henry Miller,
Emily Dickinson, Jack Kerouac, Betty Crocker, and Janis
Joplin, all good dead friends of mine that knew what a
lonely life was aaaaalllll about...

--------

Down the street the dogs are barkin'
and the day is a-gettin' dark.
As the night comes in a-fallin',
the dogs lose their bark
and the silent night will shatter
from the sounds inside my mind,
and I'm one too many mornings
and a thousand miles behind.

From the crossroads of my doorstep,
my eyes start to fade,
and I turn my head back to the room
where my love and I have laid.
And I gaze back to the street,
the sidewalk and the sign,
and I'm one too many mornings
and a thousand miles behind.

It's a restless hungry feeling
that don't mean no one no good,
when ev'rything I'm a-sayin'
you can say it just as good.
You're right from your side,
I'm right from mine.
We're both just one too many mornings
and a thousand miles behind.

[efhmc]

30. No spelling skills either. It is:Ecclesiastics.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

31. You need more meat. It is: Ecclesiastes.

Tee hee.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

32. Arnie, I just love your Hobbies from your profile:

Smiling, Wiping egg off my chin, Crushing things. :)

[A-Schwarzenegger]

33. I took out the one about admiring my own

buttocks. It's not really a hobby, just something
I find myself doing every now in then when the
conversation gets boring and there's a mirror around.

[efhmc]

34. No, I am right as always. Since what you wrote did not come from the

book in the bible, it must have come from the clergy, thus ecclesiastics.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

35. The clergy, yeah: Rev. Bob Dylan.

I received several thousand PMs informing me
of the correct source.

[efhmc]

36. Now apologize to me nicely for thinking I could be wrong..

[A-Schwarzenegger]

37. Sure, ef.

Just as soon as you apologize for trying a lame spelling flame
when you didn't even know how to spell the word yourself
(chuckle) and then pretended you meant a word you didn't
mean (double chuckle). Hey, how stupid do you think I are?
It's 4 o'clock, do you know where your meat is? By the way,
are you from California?

[efhmc]

43. Hey, I thought that was a pretty good save but you saw through it.

Nope 7th generation Texan here as my "tough t-bone" comment should have indicated. I have a daughter who lives there with her family. What a beautiful, Democratic place it is. I sure hope it STAYS that way.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

45. I'll send you an absentee ballot

if you promise to vote for me. In
return, I promise to build a new capitol
building in Brentwood made completely from
Texas beef jerky.

[efhmc]

46. Since as a real Texan with a real ranch (truly), I will pass the info

along to my grazing lessee who had a large cow/calf operation on my 7000 acre ranch (and if you don't know what this means then you are not the real beef man you pretend to be)and we will see what happens.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

47. I pretend to be beef man only to get the meat vote. Actually

I am total veggie. Like the great King Kong.
Like the true King of the Jungle, the mighty
elephant whom all scaredy cat animals fear and
run from as he thunders along the trails tearing
up bark and wild corn to snack on.

[efhmc]

48. Actually apes are not vegetarians. They have been known to eat an ant

or two. Wild corn? Corn (maize)is a plant native to the American continent, not any place near where elephants come from. (Africa and parts of Asia). Where did you go to college, LA film academy??? Are you a product of the American educational system? That is a really scary thought.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

52. Corn was shite by colonialist bungholes

that brought it to Africa and Asia
where elephants roam as vegetarian kings.
It became wild corn in the cornucopias of
those nice continents.

[efhmc]

57. Obviously, not a botanist either. What beside flexing muscles and a funny

big mouth ugly grin are you good at anyway?

[FarLeftRage]

38. Arnie! You still here? Why?

Shouldn't you be over at freakrepub.com?
I mean, this is a left-wing website after all...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

39. I need to get some girl votes.

Most Democrats are girls. Like that bank robber
said, he robbed the bank because it was there.
I am a centrist with moderate leanings.

[FarLeftRage]

40. What bank robber are you talking about?

Ya lost me...
I agree about the women here, aren't they something special?

[Name removed]

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[A-Schwarzenegger]

44. OK I had one bad weekend at Bernie's.

Look at me today on the campaign trail.
Look at my biceps boolge as I crush my way
through the giggly crowd. Look at how my
biceps shine in the sun with man sweat and
egg yoke. Try to take your eyes off my
biceps while you fiddle with photoshop in
the basement of your mountain hovel.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

42. Willie Sutton.

http://www.banking.com/aba/profile_0397.htm

As for the DU gals, I love every one like my sister,
mother, wife, and girl friend.

[PopSixSquish]

49. I'm Sitting Here at 11:30 at Night

laughing my ass off at this thread. Thanks fellas, I needed that.

[burr]

50. Sorry!

I only do this because I care. When any of us go overboard, give the moderates credit. They are giving us the choice to put postings we do not like on ignore, or to simply not read them. And in response, they tolerate our judgements and misjudgements, day after day in a cool-headed fashion.

Sometimes when I spend some free hours on this forum, I can take my strongly felt opinions too seriously. This is why DU has a lounge. But this is the best place yet for liberals to post their opinions and perspectives on current affairs, and being annoyed or challenged in this forum is only the beginning of a lively debate.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

51. I do not need no stinking lively debate.

But seriously ... Huh?

[Breezy du Nord]

53. arnold, why won't you go to the debate?

How are people going to take you seriously if you don't talk the other candidates (ie the porn star, the porn magnate, the former child star, the list goes one and on.) :shrug:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

54. I am live on cspan2 right now! O mine gott!

[Breezy du Nord]

55. You are like a sponge!

I can just see it! Arnold Spongeanegger!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

56. I am going to go on Ophra with Maria on Monday.

Then I am going to go to the big debate on
September 23 or something. They gave me the
questions allready but I refuse to look at
them to show how smart I am and those sort of
things.

[PartyPooper]

58. Will Oprah endorse your candidacy?

If not, whom is she supporting in this 'recall'?