What does the W stand for?

[EstimatedProphet]

Poll question: What does the W stand for?

Of course, it could always be "Wayne", a la "the classic middle name". If you don't get that one, look up News of the Weird...
Barring that, what does the "W" stand for?

[Ilsa]

1. Choices, choices.

They are all so good. I'll go with Narcissistic.

(You do know that it stands for "Walker", right?)

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Are you sure it isn't Wayne?

Really, like in News of the Weird...all the mass-murderers who have Wayne as a middle name...

[Ilsa]

4. I thought a bunch of mass murderers

had "Wayne" for one of their names. Of course, that lends credibility to your assertion since * is a mass murderer. But I'm pretty sure it is a family surname of Walker.

[billbuckhead]

2. As a bumper sticker, "W" means that focus groups said that...

thew Cheney brand name was a drag on the ticket.

[grannylib]

5. My pseudo-Seuss-ian version of what W stands for:

W is for Weenie, and Whiner, and Wimp
And for Whore, with PNAC as the pimp.
W is for Worthless, and Weasel, and Weak
And for WMDs they so desperately seek.
W is for aWol.
He served in the Guard
Going to War, it seems, was too hard.
He prances in flight suits;
He thinks he’s a hero
But as we’ve now learned,
He’s less than a zero.
He didn’t show up -
Not for days, not for weeks.
And now Karl Rove most urgently seeks
SOMEONE who saw Bush -
He doesn’t care who.
And if none can be found,
Bashing Kerry will do.

W is for Waffle
Yes, Waffle. (or FLIP-FLOP!)
He’s done it a bunch.
Let’s start with this list.
When we’re done, we’ll have lunch.
(If there weren’t so many,
we could call it brunch -
But this will take time. He does it so often,
I think that his brain is beginning to soften.)

No gay-marriage amendment -
OOPS! Now he’s for it.
No Draft - says the Prez -
Then he moves to restore it.
“Pro-Choice! No, Wait!
Pro-Life it must be,
If Christian-right voters
will then vote for me!”
“No nation-building with our military -”
He flip-flopped on that one so fast it was scary.
“I’m a War president,”
the little man said.
Now he wants to be known
as the Peace Prez instead.
“I’m not gonna change, see?”
He Wants to be tough.
We’ve seen through his lies.
We’ve had more than enough.

W is for Wicked
Not the kind from out East,
Where ‘wicked’ is slang for the best, not the least.
No, wicked as: evil - just look at him sneer!
He’s awful. It really could not be more clear.

W is for Warmonger
He’s glad we’re at war!
He hit the Trifecta!
This whole situation
Couldn’t be more perfecta!
The rich making money,
The poor getting killed.
The country’s no safer
And we’re getting billed.
That’s how they planned it.
The surplus is gone.
The deficit’s growing
Even more than my lawn.


That's it so far; still working on it.

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Excellent!

That was beautiful!

[grannylib]

22. Thank you very much! It's a work-in-progress....but I am having fun!

[PittPoliSci]

6. WANKER

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

14. Hey, you stole my thunder!

But that's ok. Now Bush is a double-wanker. :headbang:

[PittPoliSci]

20. i just wish wanker was a choice!

:-)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Weiner?

:shrug:

[IronLionZion]

8. worthless?

[SophieZ]

9. Whopper.

War.

Or,

"QWAGMIRE" -- now it's spelled with a Dubya.

[IronLionZion]

10. willy-nilly

wicked
whaaa!!!
wussy
wool over your eyes
wall of stubborness

[maveric]

11. All of the above.

[Bossy Monkey]

12. WTF? n/t

[Kat45]

13. All of the above.

But you're right, "Wayne" would be appropriate for him. :D

[Chovexani]

15. Other

Whistle-Ass!

One of my favorite nicknames for *. It just fits so well.

[DemBones DemBones]

16. The Freeway Blogger says

Widowmaker

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Worst excuse for a leader anywhere, anytime

and a motherfuckinsonofabitch too.

[JSJ]

18. witless

[fortyfeetunder]

19. Since I am in mixed company

The words are
anal crevice or orifice
rectal sphincter

Waste of sperm and egg

[EstimatedProphet]

23. I had to go with arrogant

Although all the words describe Bush IMO, his apalling arrogance is what sets me off the most.
W is for Arrogance!