Aw right like we do in Texas. Let's roll up our sleeves 'n CAPTION

[underpants]

[Phillycat]

1. OMG!! Those are EYE HOLES in his shirt at his stomach level!

it means it's just as I've always suspected! Shrub is actually only 3 feet tall and the upper portion of his body is much like sports mascots--not real! it's animatronic!

[sui generis]

goddammit jeb why'dja hafta give me a noogie right there? /nt

[GainesT1958]

2. "Okay, Bro, time to get ourselves to work...

and start shreddin' those voter rolls!":eyes:

B-)

[artboy]

3. I'd much

rather snort the shit..than use a needle!:smoke:

[soupkitchen]

4. God that smack gives me such a rush

[Parche]

5. bush

Tweedle dumb and Tweedle stupid

[zbdent]

6. "They said I'd get a cookie! They said I'd get a COOKIE!

I'm never gonna let them draw blood on me again, even if it is so I could fake a 'bloodstained' uniform!"

[skip fox]

7. W. is "thinking": "I know! I'll say I hurt my elbow pitching

horseshoes or something and that I'm sorry but can't make it. Then we'll just say we forgot the second debate and not show up. Then I gotta go to the last one, but if I pretend to faint when I can't think of an answer . . . well, I should get the sympathy vote too. . . . Wow. . . . Is that planning or what. . . . Wait til I tell Karl."

[Skittles]

8. I thought you were saying you were in Texas, underpants

I figure it would be so much easier to kick your ass if you are local.