Who wants to get together and make liberal babies?

[short bus president]

I'm volunteering. My good liberal swimmers have a few DNA issues people might wanna know about, with emotional control problems, bowel issues, and sheer unbridled genius and all. But I'm reasonably decent-looking, can carry on a meaningful conversation, and would love to have a part in laying the groundwork for reclaiming the White House in 2024.

Any takers? Or shall I just start a sperm bank in my freezer in anticipation of future demand?

[WindRavenX]

1. LMFAO

My liberal eggs think this is a good idea :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

2. Got tupperware?

:D

We need to store these precious materials in something that might be able to resist the imminent implosion of the planet.

[crispini]

bwahahahaha!

hear hear! let's outbreed 'em. :D

[mantis]

LOL

I can't believe it. Someone actually made me laugh
today.

I'm game too!! Swimmers here are ready! ;)

[NashVegas]

3. Yes, Let's Set up a DU Donor / Match Bank

Glad to see a thought take root.

[Bjornsdotter]

4. Lol....

....I'm too old!

Keep us update on your quest.

Cheers,
Kim :toast:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Me, too, but what a great idea!!!

[LiberalVoice]

5. would this be considered an online whore house? shame on you!

I have sperm too!

[NashVegas]

6. Whorin? Heck No

this is Darwin.

[short bus president]

9. I'm virtually certain

there are no whores here. Mebbe a few ladies of questionable repute, but you know, I kinda like my ladies a little on the questionable-repute side...

[JimmyJazz]

13. well then...since you put it that way...

um, maybe? :P

[short bus president]

25. which just BEGS the question...

"hey behbeh - how questionable is yer repute?"

It's the 2004 version of "what's yer sign?"

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

29. my repute is questionable indeed - Half the people

here have seen my ass, or had you not heard?

[GOPisEvil]

30. ...and a great ass it is!

Nice rack, too! :P

[short bus president]

32. Uh-oh... do I sense

a hot DU MMF 3-way coming on???

<crossedfingers>

GOPisEvil has been after my ass for a LONG time, now...

[JimmyJazz]

36. Why thank you, darling!

:hug:s and :*es

[GOPisEvil]

37. You are welcome!

Many :hug: and :* backatcha.

And, uh, I don't share. :D

[short bus president]

38. Jeez - you need some remedial kindergarten!

Sharing is GOOD! It lets us all be FRIENDS!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

41. Yeah but...

...I don't think 101er would like being cut in half. Sounds painful.

[short bus president]

42. Dude...

Some chicks are into that kinda stuff. You've met Velma, right?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

45. Dude...you are a sick mofo - but at least you are making me laugh

through all my tears.

For the record, my ass is reserved for another...not to be "divided" or "shared" - I guess he failed kindergarten.

;)

[short bus president]

46. Pttttthhhhhhhhhppppptttttttt!!!

You damned women, always withholding the ass...

;-)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. My factory is shut down due to technical difficulties

and my husband's factory was surgically closed a few years ago, but I want to encourage you guys! Just make sure they are liberal babies!

[short bus president]

10. That's OK, really.

We'll just take a biopsy and clone you when yer not lookin'.

:P

[AZCat]

12. I've tried cloning...

But you know how they say that "a copy of a copy..."

To make a long story short, they all ended up voting for Badnarik (they're dumb, but not dubya-dumb).

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

11. Starting in June

I'm taking applications!

Just kiddinnnnng :D

[short bus president]

16. For shame, Maggie, for shame!

:spank:

You're probably destined by the whole two-X-chromosome thing to be a vile and evil temptress at some point in yer life, but you gotta let me remember you as the kid we had to shoo off to the ball pit back in better days gone by...

;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

33. Haha

:D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

67. the offer is still open, kids

:D

[NashVegas]

14. I Should Be Ovulating in 5 Days

Best get down here.

[short bus president]

17. OK, something about

"ovulating" and "crisco" in the same post just makes me think of German porn...

[NashVegas]

20. LMAO

well it's a start anyway

[mahatmakanejeeves]

15. but I'd have to stop being gay

and I've become accustomed to all my special rights.

[KamaAina]

18. Two words: turkey baster

I'm certain that some of our fine lesbian DUers would take you up on that.

[short bus president]

40. No, no, no...

This is all about fluids and cells and stuff, my friend, not preference or enjoyment or anything. Whaddaya think I am, some kind of pervert or something? I'm only concerned with the noble goal of sustaining the viability of liberal humanity!

[KamaAina]

19. Does it matter if they take after "Rain Man"?

'cause if not, I'm your man. I'm even employed and solvent, for the moment...

[MsAnthropy]

21. YAAY!! A liberal orgy! Count me in!

We are the side that knows best how to have fun!

[NashVegas]

22. This Is NOT An Orgy

This is science.

[MsAnthropy]

24. Even better! I'm still in!

We'll be the only science left in this religious wasteland.

[short bus president]

26. Yeah!

I don't have any "social tension," anyway. Mine's all personal.

</scalia>

[CAcyclist]

62. with exam gloves

and everything

[jdots]

23. ooooh ahhhh

well here is a contribution,don't think it will email though
badda -bong

[short bus president]

27. Dear gawd!

Take it out of yer bong, man! That's not what those are made for!

[SarahB]

28. Did I already have your babies, Short bus?

"emotional control problems, bowel issues, and sheer unbridled genius"
That's my kiddos (well, only my 3 year old has bowel issues). :D

I don't know. I've done my share probably. I'd do one more maybe for a good cause though.

[short bus president]

43. Ah, see - you're doing yer part!

Raise the ones you got up to know right from wrong, and you've got no need to make anymore. But, I mean, if yer still interested an all...

;-)

[RPM]

31. Bringing babies into this mess should be the last thing on your mind n/t

[NashVegas]

34. Concession and Bitchin'

can be had in GD2004

we are here to talk about the future of the race.

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. I would, seeing as MrG got fixed...but I'd have a bit of trouble splaining

myself. I know, since this whole country is wrapped up in God...it could be immaculate even. ;)

[short bus president]

39. Could you tell him

that you felt "something special inside" during a certain spectacular Brett Favre touchdown pass, and had to fly to NC urgently to see Rev. Shortbus to confirm the miracle of the immaculate conception? Hell, if he's as dumb as me, he'll buy it! C'mon!

:P

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. Now you might have something there, but only if we can call him

Vincent...or Vincella....;)

[Iris]

44. Since I can only afford to pay for the k-grad school education of 1 child,

I'll work with what I got - my husband!

[short bus president]

47. dear gawd I envy you that right now

Actual human contact... I bet it feels nice, still, huh?

You and hubby can do yer part on yer own - we won't stare atcha. ;-)

[antigone382]

48. If the draft gets reinstated...

...I may just volunteer my uterus for occupation by a liberal fetus, in order to prevent the pResident from volunteering me for an occupation God-Knows-Where.

[short bus president]

50. Hrm...

You can call me a liberal fetus if you want, but I'm prolly a bit on the large side to be comfortably accomodated in any mortal woman's womb. I mean, 31 years ago, sure. But I've grown since then.

On the other hand, if you're willing to give it the old college try, I will be needing a place to hide when the goon squads take to the streets...

[antigone382]

51. LOL, not exactly what I had in mind

But thank you so much for giving me my first real laugh of the day. :hug:

[short bus president]

52. *smile*

:hug:

[Maiden England]

53. My liberal minded hubby and I are doing our best

apparently not that successfully - but we'll keep on trying to produce our little liberal brainiac.

[short bus president]

54. Yay! Liberals copulating!

Lawd friggin JIBBITTY all this progressive coitus is EXCITING!

:D

[yvr girl]

55. I've never made a baby before

I might need to practice a bit first.

[short bus president]

56. Yer Canadian, right?

I think mebbe I see a career opening for myself as a transplanted range ball. Is that one of the fields that'll get yer gubmint to let me in???

[yvr girl]

60. I'm not sure how that works into our points system

Do you have a degree in 'range balling' or are you self-taught?

[short bus president]

64. Actually, I do have a degree

but it's a BA in Philosophy, which tends to make me persona non grata when it comes to countries not wanting to welcome scavery unemployable schmucks into their borders.

If it helps my chances, though, I can try to learn to belch yer name to woo yer affections. ;-)

[yvr girl]

66. A girl doesn't get many offers like that

Can you belch a silly love song too?

[short bus president]

71. Not exactly, but I can

whip out an old-fashioned gastro-fueled love song. I'm still working on the three-part harmony bit. I may need to invest in some effect pedals.

;-)

[Deja Q]

57. Well, I'm gay, but I'm game!

Being desperate and lonely will drive men to do goofy things. Fiddling with females might just be one of them for me. :crazy:

[JimmyJazz]

58. I am happy to see some of us have retained something of

our senses of humor! All is not lost!

[short bus president]

59. Hey, don't write 'em off!

They can be awfully fun to fiddle with. And now I have a mental image of a nekkid Allison Krauss sawing away at that godawful Charlie Daniels song about the devil while giving me a come-hither stare.

Yay!

[JimmyJazz]

61. Hey - UNCLE fuckin ERNIE - go check your in box!

that was a Tommy reference, BTW for all of you "younguns" :P

One edit: He did say "fiddle"

[short bus president]

63. You got it

Ms. Acid Queen.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

65. not me baby - I'm Sally Simpson!

[PSUDem]

68. Any Penn Staters out there?

We can make some liberal babies, bitch about JoePa and the sucky football team, etc.


Good Times

Meet you at, lets say, Cafe' 210?

[Borgnine]

69. I'll give my sperm/penis to the future too.

I'm liberal (of course), young (21 later this month), decent-looking (I mean, I have a low self-esteem, so it's hard for me to judge, but I'm no troll), and while I don't have any "money" per se (I'm just a poor college student and aspiring writer), I'm full of laughs.

Well? Any takers?

[short bus president]

70. Now, see, YOU are not so old as to

make it really, really ooky for you to hit on Maggie (LPFF). Give her 'til June, and then woo her mercilessly. Rev. Shortbus gives his blessing to this potential union.

And treat her right or I'll go all Skittles on you and KICK YER ASS!

:P