The Four More Wars Drinking Song!: "99 Reasons For Going To War"

[Plaid Adder]

I just thought of this today while I was doing the dishes, and wanted to pass it along. It's very simple, and could be dragged out for hours on your next tedious anti-war protest...

99 REASONS FOR GOING TO WAR

99 reasons for going to war,
99 reasons for war--
Shoot one down, smack it around,
98 reasons for going to war.

Saddam Hussein was an imminent threat,
Yes, such an imminent threat--
Shoot that down (no weapons found),
98 reasons for going to war.

Al-Qaeda and Saddam were both in cahoots,
Yes, they were both in cahoots--
Shoot that down (no link was found),
97 reasons for going to war.

UN inspectors kicked out by Saddam,
By that ol' crafty Saddam--
Shoot that down (we pulled 'em out),
96 reasons for going to war.

Iraqis will welcome us with open arms,
Flowers and wide-open arms--
Shoot that down (not true, we've found)
95 reasons for going to war.

Sing along, everyone! Make up your own verses! It's so easy even Condi Rice can do it!

C ya,

The Plaid Adder