Oh dear Lord!

[pagerbear]

[RagingInMiami]

1. All you have to do is pray and we'll be there

[supernova]

3. So, do they take whatever I decide to

donate in the collection plate? :crazy:

[XanaDUer]

2. !

:wtf:?

[Anakin Skywalker]

4. Faith-Based Maintenance!

This is rich! LOL

[Ima]

5. Fundie

[classof56]

6. Do ya suppose he's trying to tell us what a burden his work load is?

Nah, I'm sure there's another message he's trying to convey. The Apostle Paul wrote something in one of his letters about being a "fool for Christ's sake." Seems to be a lot of that going around lately. Defies words, doesn't it? Your "Good Lord" seems to say it all.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. So they do crucifixions too?

:puke:

[asthmaticeog]

8. *right-click* *save image as desktop*

That's a scream, thanks pagerbear.

[roguevalley]

9. sorta solves the question of 'who would Jesus call?'

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

10. He's wearing Hammer pants

Jesus. Get with the times.

[Deja Q]

18. ROTFLMAO!!!

Those pants went out with pepsi... :puke:

[DS1]

22. Doh! You beat me to it!

:toast:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

23. For once

Usually by the time I spot a thread, someone's posted the same smartass comment I thought of. :hi:

[Digit]

11. An example of someone I WOULD NOT call

[azoth]

12. oh mother of mercy...that's my friggin area code. I really need to move.

[CornField]

13. This is obviously a ploy

to get some of those faith-based initiative monies.

[RagingInMiami]

15. All America Maintenance: Our plumbers walk on toilet water

[frictionlessO]

14. makes you want to eat a vat of chili, a gallon of ice cream and use

brawny paper towels as toilet paper... and have to call the plumber to fix it. I'd pay to watch a jesus crispy like that clean up my shit for once!

[Left Is Write]

16. I find it rather offensive.

Is he comparing himself to Christ?

And moreover, is Christ "All American"?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Put a little fish on a whorehouse and it will be the busiest whorehouse in

town

[underpants]

19. Strangely Jesus REALLY could have used even one ladder

Oh the irony

[baldguy]

20. Well, Jesus WAS a carpenter after all.

I'm sure he was handy around the house, but I wouldn't trust him with the electrical and air conditioning systems.

[DS1]

21. Jesus wore MC Hammer pants?

:wtf:

[BiggJawn]

24. "24 Hour service-Except Wednesday Evening and ALL day Sunday"

I'll just say that advertising your Religion is NO guarrantee of quality of work or honesty...

Wonder if he'd do work for Osama Mohammed?

[Spiffarino]

25. Jebus looks way too happy haulin' that cross

Is that some new Olympic event? I can almost hear "Dixie" playing as he whips around that cross with the rhythmic gymnastics ribbon attached.

9.875!

On edit: Sorry if this seems disrespectful, but the guy with the van started it. And that sure isn't Jesus. That's Jebus.