My dog hit me with a pool cue then I almost fell down the stairs
JohnKleeb
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Thu Dec-09-04 08:57 PM
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My dog hit me with a pool cue then I almost fell down the stairs |
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Thu Dec-09-04 08:58 PM
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1. was your dog playing pool like in those paintings? |
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and, more importantly, your dog doesn't have any opposable digits; did you beat your dog in pool? :shrug:
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:01 PM
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3. That damn dog can talk too |
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Edited on Thu Dec-09-04 09:02 PM by JohnKleeb
He's a prick. He thinks hes sooooooo tough.
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:40 PM
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9. why didn't he hit you harder? |
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then you would have ended up at the bottom of the steps. Guess you're right - he ain't so tough after all.
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Thu Dec-09-04 08:59 PM
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:01 PM
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4. My stupid jeans are toren on my left side |
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thats why I fell, and my stupid forearm is starting to act like hell.
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:03 PM
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5. Damn, you have worse luck than even me! |
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:04 PM
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6. If anyone guesses who that dog really is |
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I'll be impressed :). Yeah, I have terrible luck, I really do.
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:05 PM
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7. You probably deserved it |
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:06 PM
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8. why because I told him I was fed up with caving in |
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:42 PM
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10. pool cue? be glad it wasn't a sledge hammer |
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:44 PM
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11. Do you have a personal experience in this area? |
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:51 PM
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13. now, now, settle down. I had a dog many years ago who "buried" a |
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huge ham bone on my pillow just slightly under the top sheet. I was so tired this particular day from studying, I just collapsed on the bed without putting the lights on and pulling off the top sheets. I nearly split the back of my head open.
Now I have 4 cats. One of them always walks or runs in front of me when I am walking down the stairs. They call it cat fun. I call it homicidal.
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Thu Dec-09-04 09:47 PM
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12. Saw your pic in Gallery.... |
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Your a mere pup yourself!
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Thu Dec-09-04 10:13 PM
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Is his name Cujo, perchance?
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