The Canary in the Catbird-Seat of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Gotta remember to bear down on all the good points like we practiced: '. . . we've been proven right in everything . . . best Saddam is long gone . . . world safer expontentially . . . we're asking for UN cooperation . . . troops would be good . . . or just write a check . . . help with training . . . we don't need to share no stinkin' responsibility . . . US has been right all along . . . we just need a stamp, really . . . We're asking for nothing but that you ratify what's been right all along . . . thank you.' . . . Yeah. And right there, there should be 'thunderous applause,' Karl said. Sure hope he's right.

[skip fox]

1. W. is "thinking": "Sure is nice of them to set up this here porta-

pot so I can take a dump before my speech where no one's watchin'."

[cosmicdot]

2. Condileeza Valdez's last words: "...and, whatever you do... after you

sit down ... do not ... I repeat ... DO NOT 'smirk ..."

[Mr_Scarecrow]

3. "How come they gave ME the pink chair?"

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[XNASA]

4. w*'s singing inner monologue: "Welcome back,..............

....... your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they’re turned around.

Who’d have thought they’d lead ya
(Who’d have thought they’d lead ya)
Here where we need ya
(Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we’ve hot him on the spot,
Welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

I tell you wot, ever' time ah come t' New York City, I cain't git that damn song outta mah haid."

[LuLu550]

5. w's wondering

"geeze, what was that thing about weapons of mass dis-truck-shun I wuz talkin' 'bout last time? think anyone will 'member?

[underpants]

6. "Okay I did my project presentation can I go home now?"

[underpants]

8. "Daggon Micronesia has to show up with a volcano thingy"

That always wins IF it works........ I wonder if my buddy Karl can muck it up somehow.

[underpants]

11. "But that's okay 'casuen I have on my big boy pants..........

and Momma said I was "sharp looking" so I should win..

[underpants]

14. "I'll bet that smarty-farty French guy is gonna all speak funny

and he thinks that makes him all smart and all but it doesn't....Dad said he could make sure they looked like the wet their pants or something 'for they get up to speak so I'm not worried.

[Aristus]

7. "They sed they wuz gonna shave m'ankle,

an' put a way-et sponge on m'hay-ed. That jes' don't sound right.......'n' whut's thet switch fer?"

[LTR]

9. I am napolean, dammit! (nm)

[Kamika]

10. "hihi, i got them with my speech i got them!"

[underpants]

12. Suddenly a delimma for W:sitting in a chair AND a limba pole right there

Hmm what to do what to do

[Mr. Jinx]

13. "Everybody wants to rule the world..."

Another song from the big chair- but his tears for fears have an altogether different meaning.

[Fenris]

15. Welcome to Madam Tussaud's! Please do not step behind the velvet rope.

Wlcome to the Hall of Tyrannical Morons!

[Japhy_Ryder]

16. I hope teacher calls on me!

Oh, pick me teacher! I know this one! Come on, teacher, please call on me! I've studied ever so much, and I finally know this one!

[Butterflies]

17. Bush irritated

over his visit to the time-out chair.

[Bossy Monkey]

18. YAY! I WIN MUSICAL CHAIRS AGAIN! (n/t)

[VOX]

19. Dad: "Georgie, I want you to sit there and think about what you've done."

"Even an old skull-and-boner like me knows that you should have had the UN's participation. No dinner for you."

[skip fox]

20. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

[Hubert Flottz]

21. "I'm just glad they didn't make me wear the Dunce Hat Too!"

His Excellency MY ASS!

[myomy]

22. AinÕt nuttin but foreigners here. What do they know.

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