This action figure promotes the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Isn't there a better way to keep him standing?

[terrya]

1. LOL! I like it...

Mr. Incredible looks like he's enjoying it...

:-)

T

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. Holy crap, you're right! Look at that smug grin!

He must be a bi, though. Frozone?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Kick

:kick:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. And another one for the weekday people. Last one, I promise. (nt)

[GOPBasher]

5. Report to Falwell!!!!!!!!!

He'll atack as viciously as he went after Tinky Winky.

[NewJeffCT]

6. Hmm, and here I was thinking

And here I was thinking not to see the Incredibles because it was very Right Wingish

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. There's some scenes at an insurance company (I shit you not) that KILL

any supposed right-wingness of the movie. Go see it.

[NewJeffCT]

8. I'll take your word for it

After all, a commie pinko dirtbag wouldn't steer me wrong.

I had thought it promoted tort reform?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. There's the "wave of people suing superheroes" thing

But I believe other areas counterbalance it nicely.

Besides the insurance company thing (which is the nearest this movie gets to being political at all), at one timne a villain says, "How do you think I got rich? Selling weapons, of course!"

[mark414]

10. no way man

i loved it!

[Deja Q]

11. There would be, but it would cost too much... to design.

O8)

[Fridays Child]

12. Look! It's RoboCock!

[Mabeline]

13. I haven't seen the movie yet,

how closely does he resemble the actual movie character mr incredible?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. Except for the upright aid (hehe)... very closely. (nt)

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

14. I was expecting to see action figures of

the ambiguously gay duo. :)

[northzax]

16. don't all action figures promote the homosexual agenda?

think about it. We give our young boys a collection of muscula,r tightly dressed men to play with. By the second week, half hte clothing is disheveled or missing, so now they just paint the clothing on. Have you seen GI Joe's package lately?

what's gayer than that?



see, now I have to put in a disclaimer for the humour-impaired. quite obviously, playing with dolls, toys, puppies, kittens or anything else will not 'turn anyone gay' you either are, or you ain't. Likewise, listening to cher, donna summer or the village people won't turn you gay. It may cause high levels of justifiable violence towards the person forcing you to listen to such 'music' but it won't turn you gay* reading books that contain Gay themes will not make you gay. if you get aroused from literature about gays sex, you probably like the boys alraedy, y'hear? So sell the split-level ranch, move to the Casto and buy some chaps already.** It wasn't the book, it was the Big Guy,*** k?


*great, now I need another disclaimer. look, don't use violence against people who force you to listen to Donna Summer. Even in an extreme case such as this, violence is wrong. Get your revenge the old fashioned way: join a punk band and grow a red-white and blue mohawk.

**damnit, another disclaimer. look jerky, I know perfeclty wel that there are gay people in every town and community in the country, and that a very low percentage of gay men actually own chaps and participate in wild orgies in the streets. I'm just saying maybe the person concerned about it should go ahead and gat it out of their system, you konw? frankl,y if you think you're gay and get turned on by hetero-sex, you might want to move to iowa and find a nice farm girl.

***golly gee, I am beginning to hate the ombudsman around here. By "Big Guy" I meant God, okay, not the Big Guy who wants to buy you a drink and convert you to his 'non-traditional'. Although come to think of it, Jesus wants to get you a drink and convert you to his non-traditional lifestyle, so maybe...