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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 04:53 PM
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do you know what Santa's Reindeers' wives
do on Christmas eve while their husbands fly Santa around the world?
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 04:55 PM
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1. What makes you think all of Santa's
reindeer are married males with wives?
Cupid is a single female.
Comet is male but has a serious relationship with another stag.
Dasher is quite dashing and has not settled down yet.
I know because I read the Inquirer
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MissBrooks Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 05:06 PM
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6. Great stuff....
Cupid = single female
Comet and Prancer are Gay and together
Dasher = playing the field
Donner - married... but they are in couseling
Rudolph has issues
Dancer is dating Vixen
Blitzen drinks too much


That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 05:11 PM
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7. You must read the Inquirer too!
;-)
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MissBrooks Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 05:13 PM
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8. No...
I just followed your lead and kept going.

Hilarious!

Thanks for the giggle!

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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 04:55 PM
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2. Do Tell
:-)
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 05:00 PM
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3. O they
go into town and blow a few bucks.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 05:00 PM
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4. If they've got wives, then they're Lesbians...
'cause the only the reindeer that have antlers in Late December are female.



:eyes:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-23-04 05:01 PM
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5. I thought only female reindeer had antlers.
:shrug:
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