Give a man a match, or set him on fire
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Mon Dec-27-04 09:55 AM
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Poll question: Give a man a match, or set him on fire |
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If you give a man a match, he'll be warm for the night.
If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:02 AM
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1. Don't give him a butane lighter |
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Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 10:04 AM by GingerSnaps
He might burn himself with it right in front of your face :scared: watch out who you meet over the Internet :puke: :scared:.
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:03 AM
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You can't post something like that and not expect a followup question :7
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:04 AM
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3. Must be a hell of a match to keep him warm all night. |
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What's he gonna do, stick it up his ass?
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:05 AM
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no more room up there thanks to the cooking tongs :D
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:06 AM
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5. DS1 very specifically said "a man." |
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Clearly, there was nothing about you in his premise.
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:08 AM
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8. give me your hand a minute |
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Edited on Mon Dec-27-04 10:08 AM by matcom
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ASSFACE
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:07 AM
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7. Well, he could set ~you~ on fire, unless Remy decided to piss you out |
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:09 AM
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:09 AM
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11. Oh, the dog. Now I understand. |
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:09 AM
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10. I don't know what those words mean. |
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So I'll just go back to caroling. Which I wasn't doing. Fuck! I forget what I was doing now.
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:13 AM
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12. you were knitting me a scarf |
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that SHOULD have been done by last Saturday x(
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:14 AM
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13. I ran out of stuff to make it with. |
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But, as I have diarrhea this morning, I should be done today.
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:16 AM
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:07 AM
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Sounds like down-to-earth Fundie Finking! :D
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Mon Dec-27-04 10:25 AM
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His agonized banshee-screaming and uncontrolled, panicy flight would be more fun to watch. Waiting for him to set himself alight would be like watching paint dry, and he might not even know that that's what he's supposed to do.
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Mon Dec-27-04 11:05 AM
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i think it would be more advantageous to burn his animals first; he can keep warm and have a decent last meal before roasting himself :shrug:
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