I'm overly caffeinated, stressed out, cranky and snappy - LET'S FIGHT!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

:grr:

[Elise]

1. Yo Mama!

:grr:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. What about her?

[Elise]

22. I heard she's a republicrap

n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

46. Not really - Hey - THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!!!!

[Elise]

83. Whew

I finally gave ya' what you were looking for!

YAY, me.

:bounce:

[terrya]

2. So am I!

But I don't want to fight you. :hug:

Now, there are some other people at DU that I would like to take my agressions out on...

T

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. No shit!

Let me at em!

[terrya]

11. Be my guest.

They're getting exactly what they deserve...

[bahrbearian]

4. "Bring it on "

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. Oh its comin'!

[short bus president]

7. Piss off, Chavez!

Like anyone's in any kind of mood for your filth and flarn! I accept your challenge, and I choose baseball bats at 10 paces. Zell Miller will officiate.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. 1..2...3...POW!!!!!

How you like THAT shit!?!?!?!

[short bus president]

26. Victory without honor is hollow,

but then so is a sucka's head cracked open with a baseball bat at 3 paces. ;-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

38. Damn straight!!!!

[Squeech]

8. Me too

so what do we have to fight about?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. Them's fightin' words!!!

*slap*

[Solly Mack]

9. *tickle*

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. *SLAP!!*

knock that shit off!

[Elise]

Oh?

the old 'slap and tickle'.........is it?

:wtf:

[Solly Mack]

24. heh

[WoodrowFan]

10. there there

:grouphug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. *Punch* *kick* *bite*

Get off of me!

[WoodrowFan]

it;s ok

let it out, we're here for (ouch) for you. :grouphug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. *SCHHLINK! out comes the samurai sword*

[WoodrowFan]

31. thank you for sharing

but show and tell will be after the nap. now, relax. close your eyes, find your sleepy inner child and tell him it's time for a time out...

[name not needed]

13. I'ma kick yer ass!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. BUUUHHRING IT!!!!!!

:mad:

[Beer Snob-50]

15. you wanna piece of me..

you wanna piece of me...come on...let's tango.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. I ain't dancin' I'm throwin punches!

[Beer Snob-50]

32. yeah you throw punches

like a little girl!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

36. Yeas - like a girl

[Beer Snob-50]

40. i don't know if it is like a girl

with a large rack! but still....

[Phillycat]

17. Fucker!

Dickhead!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Ass-sniff!!!

[Phillycat]

39. "Ass-sniff"?

That's the best you can do? Shithead?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

73. Aww - it's all love - now that its no longer all hate

[Phillycat]

Okay, pumpkin.

:loveya:

[Paradise]

20. Oh yeah? Sez who? n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. My brass knuckles!

[Paradise]

35. oh... well... that's diffferent... n/t

[DontBlameMe]

27. Okay, Eddie Munster.

What are you going to do? Gnaw on my knee caps?

Come on, tough guy!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. I'll bite out your carotid artery! YEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[DontBlameMe]

45. Better bring some friends...

to hold the ladder, ya fuckin smurf!

[WoodrowFan]

28. I'm sensing hostility here (NT)

[Elise]

85. Yeah: let's blow this thread off and start

a happy one!

:pals:

[redqueen]

30. Tori Amos is a genius and the only people who don't see it are poopyheads!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redqueen]

37. And the Grateful Dead suck, too!

:P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

41. >>>>>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<

[redqueen]

47. Oh and one more thing...

Coltrane's so overrated. You know it's true. Mingus is the true King of Jazz, really.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

49. Now that's really quite subjective. After all Mingus was a bassist (and a

pianist) but perhaps his greatest strength was as a composer. Trane obviously was a saxist and gifted composer in his own right but its apples and oranges really. I think its easier to compare Mingus to Monk and Coltrane to Ornette.


Oh - and FUCK YOU!!!!!


:)

[redqueen]

53. hehe

Just pushing your buttons. :)

And fuck you, too! :loveya:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

59. Mmmm

[WoodrowFan]

43. now now

they're just "differently talented."

[WoodrowFan]

42. oik, find your Happy Place..

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

44. hhh....hhhhh...urge to kill...subsiding.......

[WoodrowFan]

51. good, good

now, think of bunnies. happy little bunnies and kittens in your happy place, isn't that nice.

And here's someone to share that happy place with you..

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

55. *sigh* Feeling......like...lying down...........

Ahhhhhhhhh........time to go to bed.........

[matcom]

48. BBBIIIIIIIAAAAAATTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHH

i'll "duke" ya!

spank you like a red-headed step child i will!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

50. Too late - WoodrowFan showwed me the pink-bunny of peace

I am as a serene chipmunk of love. I love you Matcom - :loveya:

[matcom]

52. i want you to die

DIE DAMMIT!!!!!

there will be NO pink bunny of peace for YOU BBBEEEAAAATTTTCCCHHHH!!

[WoodrowFan]

I sense someone else needs a hug

:grouphug:

[matcom]

56. NO HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they are EVIL EVIL DAMMIT!!

[WoodrowFan]

58. I understand

I understand that you feel anger and I validate those feelings. Now breath slowly and let the alpha waves calm you.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

62. Hug her then

[matcom]

63. well ALRIGHTY THEN!

why didn't you SAY SO

ass

[DontBlameMe]

54. Naw...

you're just "yella", ya fairy!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

57. Yes - a faerie

[matcom]

60. your drunk

asshole

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

64. Drunk on love

:loveya:

[matcom]

67. i'll punch-drunk-love yo' ASS!

let's go!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

68. I'm a lover not a fighter

[matcom]

70. your a FREAK

watching Paul and Michael make love like that

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

71. Its the only time Michael's ever had sex with a woman! How could I look

away???

[matcom]

74. so, who was on top?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

76. The gloved one of course

:eyes:

[matcom]

79. now THAT just pisses me OFF!

let's FIGHT!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

81. I'm a pacifist

[matcom]

82. you suck on a binki

that does NOT make you a "pacifier"

idiot

[WoodrowFan]

66. here Matcom

a faerie for your happy place..

[DontBlameMe]

61. Mmmmmm..faerie's!!!

Well, why didn't you say so?

[NewJeffCT]

75. who's that fairy?

not too bad.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

80. here

http://www.furiousfeather.com/artist.html

[La Lioness Priyanka]

65. eeek

[the Princess]

69. *sneaks up on Chavez*

Hits him square across the back of the head with her bat! "Take that!"

*runs away*

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

72. Owww!!!! Shit........

I like your style Princess........*swoons*........passes out................

[the Princess]

77. *snicker*

"There's more where that came from"

ROFLMAO

But you gotta find me first!! :hi:

[NewJeffCT]

78. ouch, that'll take the fight out of somebody

sneaky, but effective.

[StopTheMorans]

84. you BASTARD! i'm on my 3rd day without caffeine; i'm irritable, cranky,

and i've got a headache. bring it on PUNK *smacks ChavezSpeakstheTruth in the face with an old board*

[CO Liberal]

86. OK, Chavez, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!

I'm thinking of a movie producer.....

:-)