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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:24 PM Original message |
Help me create a commercial for my new gigolo business. |
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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
1. Paid endorsers? |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. So you can afford to hire me, right? |
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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:36 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Sure, I'd hire you in a heartbeat, |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:41 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Shhhhhhhhh... |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:47 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. Ahem! That's not what you whispered in my ear last night! |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:55 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. If YOU'RE CEO, what does that make me? |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:58 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. erm, it makes you my beeatch -- or haven't you been paying attention? |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 11:05 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. yassum. |
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JimmyJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:48 PM Response to Reply #6 |
16. BTW - I would never be mad at you and |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
3. Brick house. Use the chicka mow mow part. |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:35 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. You sure? |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:39 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Yes! Giddyup aloomp bop aloomp bop A mao mao, Giddyup! |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:43 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Fur chaps? |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:44 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Only if they are red, with big white fur stars on them. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
4. Call me worked nicley for Richard Gere |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. Wilford Brimley all the damn way! |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:40 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. How about "Ride the short Bus" |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:40 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. How about..."Doxidan, Doxidan, when nature needs a helping hand." |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
14. Don't forget the Jello |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:48 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Oy - never say "jiggle" |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-28-04 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
18. "Pole Cat Escorts (PCE): We stalk the night and leave our mark." |
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