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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:54 PM Original message |
I'd like to announce that I've officially reached middle age. |
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nothingshocksmeanymore
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
1. Sounds like a nice warm enema to me |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. So you're saying "Yes"? |
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nothingshocksmeanymore
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:57 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. affirmative, chap |
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ayeshahaqqiqa
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:56 PM Original message |
I don't think so |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
9. It's when you decide to stop partying........ |
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ayeshahaqqiqa
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Tue Jan-11-05 06:53 AM Response to Reply #9 |
45. Uh oh |
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Liberal Veteran
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
3. Your waist has to move up to just below your mantits. |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:59 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. But there's the rub...... |
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Liberal Veteran
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:10 PM Response to Reply #8 |
16. That's okay...you should still wear your pants... |
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terrya
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
4. That's EXACTLY what I've gone through! |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:03 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. Shame on you. You're much younger than I am........... |
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terrya
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:09 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. I don't know if I am, my friend. |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:12 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. You. You're 48????? |
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terrya
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:15 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Ah...thanks for the very nice compliment! |
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Bouncy Ball
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
5. We have dark brown leather furniture |
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autorank
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Sun Jan-09-05 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
7. No, you are supposed to have a mid-life crisis. |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:06 PM Response to Reply #7 |
12. Oh I could never do anything like that......... |
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autorank
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:11 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. If those are the only exceptions, you are good to go! Have fun! |
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autorank
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:12 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. And about that brown paper bag, |
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da_chimperor
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'm in my early 20's, and I'd buy one of those chairs if I had the money |
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Sanity Claws
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
13. I generally respect my elders but |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:10 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. You're exactly right!!! |
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miss_kitty
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
17. what-you're 65? |
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Liberal Veteran
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:12 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. That always kinda bothered me... |
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madrchsod
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:18 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. ya the body might be middle age |
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madrchsod
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
22. actually i can picture you in the chair |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:16 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Am I using a drool cup in your vision? |
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madrchsod
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:20 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. no, nothing that bad.... |
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Jade Fox
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
27. I knew I was middle-aged.... |
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arwalden
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
28. Silk smoking jacket? Ascot? |
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madrchsod
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:33 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. actually allen, he would look good |
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arwalden
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:40 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. I've Seen Pictures... So It's Not Difficult To Imagine... |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:24 PM Response to Reply #28 |
38. You know. I have a red smoking jacket. With black silk lapels... |
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nini
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
29. I can identify with the glasses thing.. |
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democracyindanger
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
31. But the reading glasses could be funky |
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AlCzervik
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
32. Thats a pretty good way to usher in middle age imo |
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greatauntoftriplets
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Sun Jan-09-05 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
34. Have you yet received the invite to join AARP? |
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tmooses
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Sun Jan-09-05 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
35. I always thought when I reached middle geezerhood I would become... |
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Elidor
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Sun Jan-09-05 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
36. It's insidious, isn't it? |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:30 PM Response to Reply #36 |
39. You can say that again........ |
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Lenape85
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Sun Jan-09-05 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
37. I dunno, but I'm turning 20 |
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salin
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
40. So, does your wife know |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:33 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Oh, she's been at it for years........ |
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salin
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:36 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. Just think... you can do a knitting version |
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XNASA
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:39 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. More like....after a stiff bourbon, I rise from my leather chair.... |
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catzies
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
44. Is it a vibrating chair?? I SO want one of those. |
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WritersBlock
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Tue Jan-11-05 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
46. Happened that way for us, too. |
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