You could drink whole milk if you wanted to.

[Bouncy Ball]

[Droopy]

1. Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant

I don't get the picture.

[Bouncy Ball]

3. I think it's sign language for

the verb "milk."

[ignatius 2]

2. I caught you an excellent bass.

Grandma wants you to leave 'cause you're pretty much messing up our lives and eating all our steak.

TATER TOTS!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

4. They never once say "tater" only "tots"

I know this because I've seen it way more times than anyone here.

[6000eliot]

7. What is the "it" to which you refer?

[Bouncy Ball]

10. the movie "Napoleon Dynamite"

[ignatius 2]

12. Only Napoleon Dynamite, the sweetest independent film to come

along in years.

[6000eliot]

17. Thanks

I have to watch it.

[ignatius 2]

8. 3 for me..I read a review which said Napoleon is like the bastard child of

Carrottop and Shelley Duvall.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. You could, but the asshole vegans, who don't think that you can

be a democrat while subsidizing the oppression and/or slaughter of animals, would spray fake blood all over you and tell you that you are nothing more than a freeper or other worthless form of life.

Of course, they'll say all that in their "I respect all life" kind of condescension.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. I heart asshole Democrat vegans.

Spraying blood....LOL! Nothin says a good time like THAT!

[WMliberal]

6. the defect in that one is bleach

That one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Totally forgot about that part!

His mouth as he's drinking at first grossed me out.

Pedro pointing out the runty fifth udder was good, too.

[WMliberal]

14. no, drinking that milk isnt as gross as the old guy drinking raw egg.

I was ready to yack.

[Cursive_Knives512]

16. ::dies laughing::

lolol

[Floogeldy]

13. You can make butter out of whole milk

Just by putting it in a jar and shaking it for thirty minutes.

[tridim]

15. I LOVE whole milk

But I don't buy it because it only lasts a few days in the fridge. I settle for 2%. Half and Half in the coffee.