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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:21 AM Original message |
I'm Edmund Muskie, Ask Me Anything |
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BurtWorm
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
1. I was sorry to hear your wife died, Ed. |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:24 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Jane |
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jellybelly
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:25 AM Response to Original message |
3. who are you? |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:26 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Why I was Humphrey's VP pick in 1968 and Nixon's dirty tricks ruined me |
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jellybelly
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:27 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. whatever... |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:28 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Do you know who Hubert Humphrey was? |
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jellybelly
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:29 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. I said 'whatever' |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:30 AM Response to Reply #9 |
12. ahh ok |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:00 AM Response to Reply #6 |
27. Hubert Humphrey, wasn't he assassinated |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:01 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. No that was Bobby Kennedy, Jerry |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:05 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. IT'S ON, BITCH |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:06 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Oh fuck you, I could get your ass, I am a year younger |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:07 AM Response to Reply #32 |
33. "SUCKERPUNCHES MUSKIE-BREATH" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:10 AM Response to Reply #33 |
35. Hits Ford in the head where his football injury was substained |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:11 AM Response to Reply #35 |
37. "OW, TWISTS MUSKIE'S ARM OFF" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:12 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. *Clasps Ford's head off* now yer dead jerry and you have no gameshark |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:16 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. "GERALD FORD'S HEAD COMES UP AND BITES YOUR DICK OFF" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:17 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. youre dead |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:18 AM Response to Reply #43 |
45. IF YOU COULD COME BACK TO LIFE, THEN I CAN TOO |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:19 AM Response to Reply #45 |
46. 19 fuckin 96 biatch |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:20 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. SAWS YOU IN HALF LIKE KENNY SAWED KYLE ON SOUTH PARK'S FIRST HALLOWEEN |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:21 AM Response to Reply #47 |
49. *throws Ford on thingie like Satan did to Saddam* |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:23 AM Response to Reply #49 |
53. "THROWS BOULDER ON MUSKIE-BOY, SMASHES HIM TO PIECES |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:24 AM Response to Reply #53 |
56. *sells ford to his true father thus making Jerry beat up and molested* |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:25 AM Response to Reply #56 |
59. "BREAKS MUSKIE'S SLUTTY WIFE IN HALF" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:26 AM Response to Reply #59 |
60. *gives Jerry's wife alcohol* |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:28 AM Response to Reply #60 |
64. EATS YOUR WIFE'S REMAINS |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:28 AM Response to Reply #64 |
66. Dude sick! |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:30 AM Response to Reply #66 |
68. EATS MUSKIE'S PANCREAS |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:31 AM Response to Reply #68 |
70. Whats up with the cannibalism Jerry? |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:33 AM Response to Reply #70 |
71. "HOW SHOULD I KNOW, MY MIND IS ONE WITH SATAN" |
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RadicalMom
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:23 AM Response to Reply #47 |
54. "SURRENDER DOROTHY" ? |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:24 AM Response to Reply #54 |
57. "NO, YOU ARE THE GIRL, MILHOUS" |
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RadicalMom
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:26 AM Response to Reply #57 |
61. "PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!" |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:27 AM Response to Reply #61 |
63. "RIPS YOUR HEAD OFF" |
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RadicalMom
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:29 AM Response to Reply #63 |
67. (Head detaches easily) Head says, "I cast you out in the name of Dan |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:39 AM Response to Reply #67 |
79. WASN'T DAN QUAYLE BILL CARTER'S VEEP |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:29 AM Response to Original message |
7. Aren't you supposed to be dead |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:30 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. shut up Ford |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:31 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Well, I got to be president, and you did not, nyah nyah |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:33 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. only because Nixon and Agnew were crooked |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:35 AM Response to Reply #15 |
20. At least I am not a crybaby who nobody remembers |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:36 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. and you did what? |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:40 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Who the fudge is Squeaky Fromme |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:41 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. She tried to shoot you, remember |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:48 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. I'm not a deer, you are a muskie, muskies are caught by fishing poles |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:01 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. I dont know what you did to upset the manson family Jerry |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:07 AM Response to Reply #29 |
34. "RIPS OFF YOUR CLOTHING AND KICKS YOU IN THE GROIN" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:10 AM Response to Reply #34 |
36. *blasts punk music and hits Ford in the chest* |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:11 AM Response to Reply #36 |
38. "PERFORMS FULL NELSON ON MUSKIE-BREATH" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:12 AM Response to Reply #38 |
40. *gouges out Fords' eyes* |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:14 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. "CHOPS OFF MUSKIE'S BIG JEWISH NOSE" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:17 AM Response to Reply #41 |
44. Jewish? |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:20 AM Response to Reply #44 |
48. YES, YOUR NAME IS WEIRD, BITCH |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:21 AM Response to Reply #48 |
50. I am Polish, bitch |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:22 AM Response to Reply #50 |
51. AREN'T POLLOCKS JEWISH |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:23 AM Response to Reply #51 |
52. Yeah some are |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:24 AM Response to Reply #52 |
55. WASN'T KERRY ONE OF THEM JEWS TURNED CATHOLIC |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:24 AM Response to Reply #55 |
58. His dad's dad was I think |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:26 AM Response to Reply #58 |
62. "THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION, NO PAGANS kicks Muskie in the nuts" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:28 AM Response to Reply #62 |
65. Catholics were Christians before your Protestant ass |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:31 AM Response to Reply #65 |
69. NO, THEY WEREN'T ADAM AND EVE WERE PROTESTANTS, MARY-WORSHIPPER |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:33 AM Response to Reply #69 |
72. bullshit |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:36 AM Response to Reply #72 |
75. "STABS YOU WITH A MACHETE" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:38 AM Response to Reply #75 |
76. *Gets the pope to do an exorcism on Ford* |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:39 AM Response to Reply #76 |
78. "YOUR WITCHCRAFT WON'T WORK ON ME" |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:40 AM Response to Reply #78 |
80. Gets ford committed to a psychiatric hospital |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:43 AM Response to Reply #80 |
82. HEY, MY WIFE OWNS A PSYCHOLOGICAL HOSPITAL |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:43 AM Response to Reply #82 |
83. Jerry thinks hes Lizzie Borden now |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:44 AM Response to Reply #83 |
85. SQUEEZIE IS MARTHA'S PRISON BITCH NOW, MUSKIE-BREATH |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:45 AM Response to Reply #85 |
87. Which means she can escape |
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RadicalMom
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:44 AM Response to Reply #80 |
84. "Get thee to a nunnery," he said. |
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hfojvt
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:29 AM Response to Original message |
8. when is your birthday? n/t |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:30 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. March 28 |
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hfojvt
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:33 AM Response to Reply #10 |
17. same as mine and Reba's |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:34 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. neat |
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jdots
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:32 AM Response to Original message |
14. Edmond are there copys of your great speech ? |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:33 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. I dont know |
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hfojvt
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:34 AM Response to Reply #14 |
19. they did not cry |
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DemOverseas
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:47 AM Response to Original message |
24. Do you |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 02:49 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. He doesn't remember, he has Alzheimers |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:00 AM Response to Reply #24 |
28. I dont |
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DemOverseas
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Wed Jan-12-05 07:55 AM Response to Reply #28 |
90. WATERVILLE MORNING SENTINEL |
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jellybelly
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:35 AM Response to Original message |
73. before I leave... |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:36 AM Response to Reply #73 |
74. Hah, Ford is so nuts |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:38 AM Response to Reply #73 |
77. this should be archived |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:41 AM Response to Reply #77 |
81. ya bookmark it |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:44 AM Response to Original message |
86. I am off to bed |
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Lenape85
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:46 AM Response to Reply #86 |
88. (goes from Ford to Lenape85) goodnight |
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JohnKleeb
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Tue Jan-11-05 03:46 AM Response to Reply #88 |
89. good night |
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GreenPartyVoter
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Wed Jan-12-05 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
91. Why did you not help my grandfather patent his water cleaning device |
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Feathered Fish
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Wed Jan-12-05 08:48 AM Response to Original message |
92. What did you really think of Hunter S.? |
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MaineDem
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Wed Jan-12-05 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
93. I hope I'm missing something obvious but |
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