If We Are All God's Children, What Makes Jesus So Special?

[Vinnie From Indy]

I heard that on TV from a comedian. I would give him credit, but I can't remember his name.

[Trajan]

1. Chuckles ....

Ok .. Im LMFAO now ...

That is hilarious ....

[NNadir]

2. Marketing.

[NYC Liberal]

3. Jimmy Carr?

;)

[Deja Q]

4. God porked Mother Mary directly. We're all inbred from Adam and Eve.

:evilgrin: THAT is why Jesus is special. He's not inbred.

Edit: Spelling :-(

[Dookus]

5. nuh uh....

God was too gay to do it himself. He sent the Holy Ghost.

[Deja Q]

8. If God was gay, who'd he snorkel the sausage with?

:shrug:

[Dookus]

10. which leads to the interesting theological question...

could God make a cock so big, even he couldn't suck it?

[Thurston Howell IV]

6. It's like the Smothers Brotheres skit

"Mom always liked you best."

It is pretty evident that God plays favorites.

[Elidor]

7. Anyone who can turn water into wine gets a seat at the head of the table

:beer:

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. In all seriousness, for me it's the bit about putting the needy and the

poor at the head of the line. :)

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