men, WTF takes an HOUR for you to do yo' bathroom business?

[Skittles]

I am being SERIOUS.

[JohnKleeb]

1. Hey some of us like to read, you got a problem with that?

[MuseRider]

2. The mail. n/t

[GOPisEvil]

3. It doesn't take me a year.

But then, I live alone, and don't need the privacy to catch up on my reading. :D

[jonnyblitz]

4. irregularity.

:(

[Swede]

5. I'm uh uhmm, grooming,yeah that's it.

Grooming.

[tridim]

12. Mom, I NEVER tossed off!

I thought you were combing your hair!

[DrWeird]

6. Sometimes chapters are longer than others.

And sometimes it takes longer to clean our thick, luxurious forests of ass hair.

[johnnie]

7. An hour of some peace and quiet?

:shrug:

[LSdemocrat]

8. Taking a long shower is the most consistently relaxing part of my day

[Skittles]

22. not talking about showers, bud

:o

[Sean Reynolds]

9. I take long showers. Plus I don't BM every day (once every 3 days).

Hey you were serious....so I gave you a real serious answer.

[tishaLA]

17. every three days?

that's just not healthy. you need more fiber in your diet.

[Sean Reynolds]

20. I don't eat much......

That's why.

[Longgrain]

10. Steady diet of beer and junk food

takes a long time to pass.

:hurts:

[baldguy]

11. Hold on -

I just have to finish this chapter.

[sendero]

13. If it takes more than 5 minutes..

.... one should consider improving their diet :)

[Skittles]

23. thank you

WTF? I mean really, WTF? :o

[FarLeftRage]

14. I'm usually in and out in about 5 - 10 minutes...

After I wake and get ready for work, I sh*t, shave and shower and that takes up to almost 30 minutes to complete....
I guess I'm different.

[RagingInMiami]

15. It's the only place in the house where women won't nag us

[donheld]

16. I am being serious too

it rarely takes me 5 minutes, 20 if i take a shower.

on Edit: i have found better places to read than sitting over my own filth.

[leftofthedial]

18. if a job is worth doing

it's worth doing right.

[XNASA]

19. First of all I do my business and read a little.......

Then I shower vigorously and shampoo and apply the conditioner. Then rinse the conditioner. Then I need to towel off and put some moisturizing lotion on, it's winter after all and my skin gets dry.

And then shaving which entails trimming my sideburns and goatee......... and general grooming............ and of course there's nail trimming and then I need to brush my teeth........and then I have to blow dry my hair and style it........apply some deodorant and after shave.....

Then there's about 52 minutes of shaking hands with the bishop and that makes about an hour altogether.

[RadicalMom]

32. My dogs want to know why I'm laughing all by myself here at 4:40 A.M.,

Somehow I've missed the Bishop "thing" in all these years of being on the planet. Oh, that's funny. And unfortunately appropriate now.

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. Another Episcopalian!

How is the Bishop, anyway?

[XNASA]

39. On Retreat.

But his grooming is impeccable.

[NightTrain]

21. Gimme a break, Skittles! I have the stomach flu, fer chrissake.

:hurts:

[UTUSN]

24. What Dude Has EVER Taken an Hour for Anything/Anywhere? n/t

[mitchum]

25. Cocaine and masturbation?

I dunno :)

[no name no slogan]

26. Medical reasons

My medication has constipation as one of its major side effects. Consequently, I don't go as often as "normal" people would. Usually twice a week is all.

And when you only go twice a week, chances are it's gonna take you awhile. DEFINATELY more than five minutes if you're carrying around a lot....

If it's not medically-related, then it's probably masturbatory. No other explanation makes sense.

[TheDonkey]

27. Shaving can take some time

and keeping dolled up for the ladies is a job for the patient.

[Skittles]

28. toilet bidness, Donkey

get with the program :D

[fujiyama]

29. When you gotta go...

You GOTTA GO!

[RadicalMom]

30. For my husband, it's reading, sometimes longer than that. I keep warning

him that people are going to be able to count the rings around Uranus, and tell his age, like trees.

[terrya]

31. Oh, good god, NO. Maybe 10 minutes, at most.

There are some things in life that you want to last as long as possible...but doing my bathroom business is NOT one of them. :-)

T

[KG]

33. whats the big deal about how long? the real problem is the thing

with the toilet seat?!

WTF is up with women and their obession with the seat position? even at work someone put a sign in the RR to remind us cretinous men to leave the seat down. oy!

[Karenina]

34. One bathroom?

Toilet seat DOWN, you sit on it to piss or clean up your own nassy dribble too. HARUMPH.

[Nikia]

38. A couple of reasons

If the place only has one toilet, I might have an urge while he is sitting there for all that time. Also, my husband frequentlty does his business before we are going to go somewhere. With how I was raised and with my personality, I am always anticipating the next thing and sometimes get anxious and inpatient especially if it is a time sensitive situation.

[rug]

35. It's the amn dingleberries!

[Nikia]

36. My husband takes a long time too

I am light weight and I start feeling tingling if I sit on the toilet for more than 5-10 minutes. He weighs more than twice as much as me so I am not sure how he does it.

[BiggJawn]

40. I dunno.

My legs start to go to sleep after about 15 minutes.
Really hurts if I'm "into" a good article in VeloNews...

[Thor_MN]

41. Give me a break.

My female roomate gets up at 6AM, I can hear her banging cabinent doors, running the water about 6 times (WTH is up with that?) not including a 15 minute shower until I get up at about 6:55 and I still beat her out the door most mornings.

WTF takes you women 2 hours to get ready for work?