What toys did Ann Coulter play with in childhood?
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:46 PM
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What toys did Ann Coulter play with in childhood? |
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In your best hunch, what toys did she play with in her childhood, and do you think that her toys were in indication of the floridly hateful shrew she's become as an adult?
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:47 PM
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Nails....Lead paint...I'm sure she still gets a kick out of her prosthetic(sp?) vagina too.
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Sat Jan-29-05 01:32 PM
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I played Risk and I still do! it's a great game. Though no GI Joe's in our house.
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Sat Jan-29-05 03:23 PM
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31. Nothing against Risk... |
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Just an example of her Fascist "conquer all" attitude.
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:33 PM
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Sun Jan-30-05 10:07 PM
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66. I'll have no mocking of G.I Joe or Risk, thank you very much. |
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I loved G.I Joe figures, and Risk. Besides, Risk requires too much cognitive reasoning ability for Coulter to play.
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:48 PM
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2. Lincoln Asassination Logs |
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:49 PM
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3. Crystal meth, I'm guessing. n/t |
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:49 PM
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4. Plastic model tanks and warplanes |
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...and she used LOTS of glue. Gallons of it.
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:50 PM
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I think she had a talking Joe McCarthy doll as a child. Just a guess.
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Sat Jan-29-05 01:30 PM
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15. And now as an adult, she has a McCarthy love doll as her boyfriend. |
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And it's the fault of the damn liberals that she can't find a REAL boyfriend.
:evilgrin: :spank:
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Sat Jan-29-05 04:20 PM
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32. It's not the liberals' fault |
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...that men are scared off when they see that her penis is more formidable than their own. :evilgrin::thumbsup:
CUE THE MUSIC!
I know all there is to know about the crying game...
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:50 PM
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6. She tied frog legs to two different bikes |
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and then she and an acquaintence (she never had friends) took off in opposite directions splitting the frog in two. She said she felt that the frog was too liberal in its views.
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:50 PM
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 PM
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8. Pulled the wings off flys. |
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Set fire to kittens. Shot frogs & squirrels with her BB gun.
Ya know - normal stuff.
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 PM
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9. I get the distinct impression that she was like |
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Sid from Toy Story. She tortured bugs, picked on other kids and mutilated her dolls.
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:45 PM
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30. You know, Goldeneye -- I wonder if she really DID pick on -- |
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-- other kids. Or was picked on herself -- whatever. I wonder if her visible anger really is rooted in something like this.
Because otherwise, I dont' have a clue why she is so mean-spirited and nasty.
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 PM
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10. fake food and the crap throwing monkey |
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Sat Jan-29-05 12:52 PM
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11. Whatever it was, she probably had to strap it on. |
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Sat Jan-29-05 01:14 PM
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... containing various poisons.
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Sat Jan-29-05 01:18 PM
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13. Barbie's Malibu S&M house. |
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Guillotine sold separately.
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Sat Jan-29-05 01:32 PM
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17. LOL I was gonna say "decapitated communist Barbie" |
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Sat Jan-29-05 01:22 PM
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14. People, you are cracking me up. Stop! No, don't stop! |
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Sat Jan-29-05 01:32 PM
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18. well we know she didn't share them...that's communist |
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:41 PM
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That's a true bullseye on Ann Coulter, too. Bravo!
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Sat Jan-29-05 01:41 PM
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19. Toy electric chairs and ... |
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... toy gas chambers and toy gallows with miniature hangman's nooses, because she now wants to execute liberals. Grammar note: the plural of gallows really is gallows.
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:00 PM
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20. GI Joe, but designed NAZI Uniforms for it |
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:42 PM
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28. Frightening things is, I can SEE her doing it! |
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:10 PM
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21. I'm sure she tortured small animals |
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she only gets pleasure out of others' pain.
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:11 PM
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22. I don't know about toys, but she figured out that she could escape the |
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iron cage she was kept in by not eating :D
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:13 PM
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:45 PM
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:50 PM
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37. Damn, you beat me to it. |
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:16 PM
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24. "The Bad Seed" played by Patty McCormick in the 1950s is what |
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Coulter must have been like as a child.
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Sun Jan-30-05 04:33 PM
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I can easily see her playing "Rhoda".
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:20 PM
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25. barb wire, broken Glass |
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I got this image of an SNL skit with Dan Ackroyd and Jane Curton running through my mind.
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:20 PM
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26. Her "Easy-Bake Holocaust Oven" |
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It sat twelve Barbie dolls.
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Sat Jan-29-05 02:43 PM
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29. She accused of them of being secular humanist LIBERAL -- |
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-- barbie dolls, probably.
So in they went.
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Sun Jan-30-05 06:35 PM
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56. reminded me of fav local news paper letter to santa......... |
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"I want a easy bake oven and a hamster"
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Sun Jan-30-05 06:52 PM
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57. oh man, that's good--I mean bad--I mean funny--I mean horrific-- |
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I mean clever--I mean deranged-- !!!!!!!! :evilgrin:
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Sat Jan-29-05 04:32 PM
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33. a liberal voodoo doll? |
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Sat Jan-29-05 04:34 PM
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34. A 3-speed deluxe model strap-on. |
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Sat Jan-29-05 04:36 PM
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35. Canadian GI Joe in the Vietnam Jungle |
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:54 PM
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Sun Jan-30-05 12:58 PM
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39. Best Ann Coulter thread EVER! |
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:D...nominating for the homepage!:thumbsup::D
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Sun Jan-30-05 01:37 PM
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42. Why Klaus Barbie Dolls, of course! |
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Surprised that no one mentioned this already.
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:27 PM
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43. "Operation" using live household pets |
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Sun Jan-30-05 04:31 PM
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Fellow Floridian, welcome.
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Sun Jan-30-05 06:28 PM
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54. Thanks for the welcome |
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It's a great state...despite being Repuke Central.
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:30 PM
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44. Magnifying glass -- to burn live hamsters to death. |
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Do you really need to ask?
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Sun Jan-30-05 09:29 PM
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61. Ah, you beat me to it! |
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Edited on Sun Jan-30-05 09:30 PM by njdemocrat106
I was going to say frying ants with a magnifying glass.
Edit: Oh no, this is post #666 from me! Save me Falwell and Robertson! :evilgrin:
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:34 PM
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learning how to vomit up everything she ate to play with any toys.
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Sun Jan-30-05 02:44 PM
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being that she's a big honkin' witch and all...
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:09 PM
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Sun Jan-30-05 03:10 PM
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48. No toys. She was locked in a dark room most of the time |
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and taken out only for a feeding and a beating.
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Sun Jan-30-05 04:16 PM
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49. Mercury, rusty razor blades, lead teething rings, used syringes.... |
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Sun Jan-30-05 04:36 PM
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52. I don't think she had toys. Just rocks to throw at people and windows |
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Sun Jan-30-05 04:50 PM
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53. Probably the same toys most boys play with |
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Sun Jan-30-05 06:33 PM
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55. Ants and a hammer. N/t |
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Sun Jan-30-05 06:56 PM
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58. she probably hung out with much younger kids and forced them to drink |
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"funny" warm lemonade and eat Ex-Lax chocolate chip cookies.
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Sun Jan-30-05 09:24 PM
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59. People, I hate to be accused of going out on a limb here -- |
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-- but judging from these reactions, may I posit the notion that Ms. Coulter is not among your favorite political commentators?
Is that too strong?
------ What a wild ride. These responses are so sharp and funny. Thanks to all who threw in to this thread.
Bravo!
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Sun Jan-30-05 09:25 PM
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60. im sure she had a baby jesus buttplug n/t |
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Sun Jan-30-05 09:41 PM
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Elelctric Chair, Kick the Kommunist...
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Sun Jan-30-05 09:48 PM
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63. Little Andrew Coulter. . . |
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. . .was a little careless when playing with the garden shears.
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Sun Jan-30-05 10:03 PM
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64. Real guns with live ammunition |
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Sun Jan-30-05 10:05 PM
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65. I'm thinking she either didn't have toys, or maybe she had cheap Barbie |
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