I've found Cheney's undisclosed location on eBay.

[nickgutierrez]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1607&item=4351448564&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

[KitchenWitch]

1. browsing eBay for a bunker, were you?

[nickgutierrez]

2. Yes.

Teh terrists r comming!!!

[TheMightyFavog]

3. a 20th Century Castle

http://www.af.mil/news/airman/0797/silo.htm

[nickgutierrez]

4. Really, now...

Who the fuck would want to live in a missile base? Aside from Cheney, of course, who needs to be plugged into the wall every few hours to make sure his pacemaker still works.

[ProgressiveConn]

5. Lots of land cheap!

I'd do it if I had 100 grand to throw around. I saw something on discovery or something several years ago on how some family bought one and refurbed the entire thing. Worse case is that you need to build an addition so that you have living space with natural light. =)

[TheMightyFavog]

6. They'd be quite energy effiecint.

All natural air condition and little need for heating in winter.

[nickgutierrez]

7. Yeah, but try explaining it to the neighbors.

"Where do you live?"
"Oh, I live in that missile base a few miles out of town."
"..."

[JohnKleeb]

8. haha oh yes

[JohnnyRingo]

9. The safest place to be in case....

You believe central Washington state will be the main target in a 21st century strategic attack.