Lets make fun of football!!!!! Official laugh at Football thread

[cags]

Honestly I just don't get, and think people who do get it should be embarrassed.

Who even thought of football anyway

Lets all run around dressed in funny suits, covered in pads so we don't hurt ourselves, because we think its fun to run into each other.

Oh and lets throw around some tied up pigskin because pork is cool.

How will we know who is the winner?
Well who ever can get the pigskin over the line the most times without being rammed into has talent and should be declared worthy of a huge paycheck.

OK Now, Lets make fun of football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ClassWarrior]

1. I hate the part where the guy in all the pads can catch the puck.

Doesn't seem fair to me.

NGU.

[seito]

4. LOL

Hi CW :hi:

[McKenzie]

2. "if the other team scores more than us we'll lose"

that's the sort of hilarity that Brit football commentators come out with. Or, "We know Switzerland are a team that can score goals. It'll be our job to go out there tonight and stop them" Get away?...seriously?...I thought the object of the game was to let the other team score goals.

[Al Dente]

3. The last word of the name of the game is exactly where I want to put my

first word of the name of the game on the people who think football is a way of life. My dad once gave up tickets to an incredible concert to stay home and watch a hopless team named the chiefs play.

[MidwestMomma]

14. "hopeless team named the chiefs"

I feel your pain...

[Longgrain]

5. A bunch of grown men

watching another bunch of grown men roll around in the mud with one another!

That's all I have too say.

[cags]

6. That ones good, you forgot smacking each others asses too.

[Longgrain]

7. I forgot that one!

Or how about braking down into tears and hugging you best buddy when your team wins?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

8. Yes, let's!

My dad has it on in every room of the house!!!

:grr:

[Nitrogenica]

9. Be an instant football expert. Say "That's just good football"

when something happens.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

10. DAMN! Now, THAT'S JUST SOME GOOOOOD FOOTBALL..

Sort of like that?

[Nitrogenica]

11. Sort of. Needs to be said as if it's very intelligent.

As if after self analysis of the play, you have decided that's just good football, that's all.

[terrya]

12. Those tight pants are the only good thing about football.

Otherwise, it's a pointless, idiotic game...although dripping with homoerotic overtones. :-)

[Blue Gardener]

13. They're fighting over a BALL

It's just a ball, people.
I guess I don't get what all the excitement is about either.