a hiLarious emaiL i received

[sniffa]

titLed, "dear connie" - a Letter from a Lover scorned, trying to win back his ex.

i'm pretty sure it breaks severaL DU ruLes though. :/

[tjwmason]

1. Did you get it by accident, or was it passed on

Your tantalising introduction has got me wondering about the contents though; it's very bad to do that.

[sniffa]

2. no, it was passed on

it most LikeLy came from "craig's List" since many of the bizzare/funny shit this guy sends me, usuaLLy come from there.

the opening post was an invitation for those who wanted to know, to egg me on to post it... or to request that i pm them with it.

it's the guy crying about how much he misses her, and describes in graphic and comicaL descriptions of how he thinks of her whiLe doing dirty things with her sister, and friend and so forth... and how it's just not the same.

[tjwmason]

5. You really should post it here

Afterall how bad can it really be?

[StopTheMorans]

6. POST IT! POST IT! or at least PM it to me!

[Name removed]

8. Deleted message

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[CanuckAmok]

11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"throat yogurt"!

[tjwmason]

13. I'm shocked

Honestly I am, that D.U. would allow such depths of depravity to besmirch its pages.

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

16. hahahahahahahaha... oh man, that's rough!

"What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well,
in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at."

:o

[ret5hd]

7. gotta see it...

post it or get off the pot! (or pm me)

[giant_robot]

3. Found a link...

...but I'll keep it to myself so Sniffa can have his fun. :evilgrin: Hysterical letter, though.

[sniffa]

4. where'd you find it?

craig's List?

"cinamon ring" - bwahaha

[giant_robot]

9. Found it here

http://www.legendsmagazine.net/pan/humor/bestdiv.htm

[Debi]

10. Sniffa - you are too naughty

:spank:

[johnnie]

12. Oh C'mon..

You wrote that..LOL

[dubyaD40web]

14. Classic!

[BiggJawn]

15. Mmmmmm.....Cinnamon ring....