Ttttttthhhhhhhhheeeee Ccccccuuuuubbbbssss Llllloooooossseee!!!

[Evil_Dewers]

"Holy Cow! Cubs Lose! Cubs Lose! Cubs Lose! 1908! 1945! Hhhhheeeeyyyyy! Alright. Lemme hear ya! Ah one, ah two, ah three.

Is it getting cold down here?" Harry Caray mutters to himself in hell. "That means the Cubs must be getting close to the World Series--and hell is freezing over."

"Ppppppooopppppeed him up," Satan's wicked voice, sounding an awful lot like Caray's, deliciously cackled across the Fox sports radio network, the official network of Hades.

"Crap. It's already warming up." Harry looked down dejectedly at a half dozen fire ants and fried them with his coke bottle glasses. "I'd give my left nut for a cold, frosty Budweiser. I'm a Bud Man and a Cubs Fan. Oh well, I've been waiting for almost ninety years. Wait until next year."

[goobergunch]

1. That's making my eyes hurt.... (n/t)

[joeybee12]

2. You ARE Evil!

Makes ms believe in that damn goat.

[Evil_Dewers]

3. The goat lives...

And his name is Steve Bartlett. Or Alex Gonzalez. Or Mark Prior. Or Kerry Wood.

[bearfartinthewoods]

4. you're lost aren't you?

the lounge is down the stairs and to the left.

[Evil_Dewers]

5. Hey, I have no problemo if an admin moves this to the lounge.

Until then...Cubs suck. Cubs suck. Cubs suck. Cuck the Fubs.

Flubs suck.