caption...?...caption anyone for Pickles and Cherie...???

[I AM SPARTACUS]

First Lady Laura Bush (R) and Cherie Blair (L), wife of British Prime Minister Tony Blair, leave after their husbands finish their joint press conference in the Cross Hall of the White House in Washington

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Well, at least she has her mouth shut, so she does not

look like Jack Nicholson today. And, I think this outfit is at least not hideous. Maybe someone at the WH fashion department has been reading DU?

[greatauntoftriplets]

39. From a woman's perspective, WJMS,

the outfit IS hideous and too tight.

And are those pants or a skirt? Can anyone tell?

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Tonight on Fox..."When good plastic surgeons go bad" nt

:smoke: :smoke:

[Lefty48197]

3. Oh my Gosh!

We were in the powder room so long, we missed the entire speech!

[I AM SPARTACUS]

5. ...which, of course, explains the arched nostrils, traces of powder...

...and the over-alert expressions...

[BigMcLargehuge]

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With Frumpenmeyer's in your closet you're ready for everything.

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You may not be in the top 1%, but with Frumpenmeyer's "Replubliclone", you'll look like it.

[thermodynamic]

6. The one on the left is an arrogant tart and the one on the right is a...

robotic fart!

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. and the guy in the rear....was a Methodist....

I had to do it you understand...

[Az]

7. Welcome to West World

Where nothing can possibly go worng.

[CarlBallard]

8. ... and the award for most evil husband goes to ... n/t

[kixot]

9. Why does pickles always have the same look on her face

as a golden retriever? I mean ALWAYS. She just looks like she hasn't got a though in her head, like she's just waiting for everyone to tell her where to be, what to say, when to blink.

[celestia671]

17. The First Stepford Lady...

God, I miss Hillary!

[Punkingal]

19. Please!!!!!!!

Do not insult my golden retriever like that! He would never be dumb enough to marry George Bush!

[cosmicdot]

10. Don't be embarrassed with wrinkled clothes again ...

Don't be caught with your nouveau riche 'showing' during your hosting duties ... mingle with the best of them ... just spray on fabric relaxant removes wrinkles from clothing without ironing!!! Great for those on the go ...

Wrinkle Free Clothing Fabric Spray - Large
only $9.95

[Az]

11. The only word that comes to mind

from seeing Pickles face is "Dotty". Know what I mean?

[TennesseeWalker]

12. How about "Hot Lezbo Scene coming up, Mr. Hat!"

Either that, or "Mannequin 3....."

[Sophree]

30. Cherie thinking

"Gee, Pickles looks damn good in that celery-colored suit. Mmmmmmmm."

[ForrestGump]

32. It's true. She does have that "I shall ravish you, Pickles" look on

her face. Guess she never got over boarding school...

[Chicklet]

36. I have to go bleach my brain now

:puke:

[ForrestGump]

41. Sorry for that imagery. But

that Cherie, huh, she looks a bit of a feisty one. Is she a bit of a goer, then? Know what I mean.....know what I mean? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more....

[Chicklet]

55. Laura/Cherie slash

Cherie thrills to the feel of polyester under her fingers ... Laura's Winston Wrinkles pucker anew as passion overwhelms her...

:puke:

Coming soon, Jenna and Babs in "Twin Tweaks."

:toast:

[madrchsod]

13. where in the hell do

you girls shop? girls please watch-"what not to wear" or "fashion emergency" you girls need to get in the 360 degree mirror and see how you look! please!!! i`ve seen better dresses at the goodwill stores.....

[I AM SPARTACUS]

15. Next Week's Candidates for "Queer Eye For the Straight Wives"...

[sham]

16. LOL!!!!! can't wait for that one. :)

"Cherie Blair playfully gooses a cardboard standup of the First Lady."

[Chicklet]

23. I would love to see ...

Her eyes rolling back in her head as Carson verbally bitch-slaps her silly.

:7

[Chicklet]

45. Laura could also star in "What Not To Wear"

[sham]

14. Cherie is thinking:

"Damn it all! If Tony wasn't such a poodle we could be hanging out with the Clintons tonight."

[skip fox]

20. Laura and Cherie are both thinking (simultaneously

but unaware of the other): "That little pencil-necked creep! How dare he try to upstage
my little numbnuts? I'll bet they both beat off when they think about tanks and special
forces. That's probably why I keep finding _Jane's Magazine_ in the bathroom. Jesus,
he really needs another good walloping. Wait'll I get him alone!"

[Breezy du Nord]

21. A spinoff of Charlie's angels

The submissive group...

[I AM SPARTACUS]

50. sorry, the name "Hell's Angels" has already been taken...

[I AM SPARTACUS]

51. Maybe they could try out..."Raiders of the Lost Starch"...???

[Chicklet]

22. First Frump

A few pointers, Laura:

1. Slips are good friends to have on hand. As is Static Guard.

2. When you wear stuff that looks like the cheap-ass Roaman's dress suits, be prepared to look like cheap ass.

3. Taper off the Xanax, honey.

4. Blood red talons do NOT go with mint green.

5. Considering your wealth, you can do better than cheap-ass costume jewelry.

6. I know the Botox hides the Winston Wrinkles, but could you look any more zombie-esque?

Oh, yeah, *this* is honor and dignity. :eyes:

[skip fox]

25. Nice post, Chicklet, and welcome to DU!

:toast:

[Chicklet]

33. Thanks, Skip! Liking it here a lot.

[CatWoman]

43. another hearty welcome

that was a funny ass post!!

:hi:

[Chicklet]

44. Thanks! I like your kitties

Have you ever been to mycathatesyou.com? Funny site.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

24. Cherie - "Why can't I look that good in pistachio pudding green?"

"I just hate her and her incredibly chic suits!"

Laura - "Well she looks pretty good in the flesh-colored burlap, but she doesn't hold a candle to ME!"

[Sophree]

31. You're right

It is more pistachio-colored. (I said celery.)

:-)

[ForrestGump]

34. I was thinking that greenish jelly-like stuff

that's on not-very-good salad bars - the indeterminate mint-green dessert that I have never in my life tried and shall never try. Maybe it's pistachio, for all I know, but I suspect that it's more like jello and cottage cheese (a combination that the less charitable among us might point out also describes Laura Bush).

[Sophree]

37. It does look like that, too

And I've never been brave enough to try it, either.

[ForrestGump]

38. I wonder if ANYONE actually knows what that stuff is.

For that matter, isn't it possible that they've just kept putting out the same bowl of it since 1955?

[Chicklet]

40. Which would explain why it's green.

[ForrestGump]

42. Excuse me - I have to go bleach my tastebuds now....

bleeeehhhhhh.

Good thing I never ate the stuff.

[Vitruvius]

26. Ahh -- the barrister and the killer

(Cherie Blair is a QC).

[myomy]

27. Don’t worry, the boys are just going through a mid-life crisis thing

we’ll have a back soon enough, they’ll tire of this dating thing.

[Ilsa]

28. Pickles is thinking,

"Have I started George on that next unit of Fast ForWord?"

Cherie: "I married a eunuch."

[curse10]

29. When is she going to hire a fashion consultant?

She looks like shit everytime I see her!

[44wax]

35. did they shop at Liddy Dole's garage sale

Are they at a Mary Kay tent revival. Good golly wolly. Loosen up ladies. You'd look fine in some 21st century fashions.

[GabysPoppy]

46. They are both thinking

What in hell was I thinking about when I agreed to marry him?

[Best_man23]

47. Ick

My g/f just said she wouldn't be caught dead in either one of those outfits.

[Astarho]

48. I always wondered what happened to the fembots

from The Bionic Woman

[Kamika]

49. Laura.. this facelift isnt what you cranked it up to be

topic

[rasputin1952]

52. Let me scrape the protective coating from my eyes....

Ah...that's better.

1. Cherie: 'Ah, there IS a switch in the back of head'.


2. Guy with glasses: 'If only they came to MY dress shop. I can work wonders with burlap and cheesecloth.


As for the actual picture, I am anything but enamored by the robotic look. The smugness is abosulutely repulsive. And yes, you'd figure with the $ these pinheads have, they do a little more shopping instead of just digging through dumpsters.

:bounce:

[sam sarrha]

53. Laura Dush the First Lady to..........

...to bitch slap a drunk all the way to the presidentsy.

[Chicklet]

54. I'm sure some of you have seen this ...

http://www.bettybowers.com/firstlady.html

Check out the "Laura Bush Guide to Republican Glamour."

:D

[liberalpress]

56. First Lady Laura Bush (R) and Cherie Blair (L), ..

..look stunned as large poles are suddenly removed from their backsides.

[ForrestGump]

57. The two Polish men, when queried, refused comment