Who Is Ready For Wal-Mart WINE!

[matcom]

received via email :bounce:

BENTONVILLE, ARK -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to
sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's
largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,
Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.

While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine,
said Mr.Tom Mahon, Super Salesman of the Year, He said: "You gotta
unnerstan,The right name is important."

So, here we go...

The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine is...

1. Nasti Spumante

[speckledgator]

1. hehehe

I'll be sure to pick up some 7-11 sushi to go with it! omg

[Guaranteed]

2. Hee hee I heard about this a couple of years ago...

...I wrote an email to my local radio morning guys and they read the names I'd made up on the air...
I think one was "John Doe Merlot"....oh yeah "Gerber's Grape Mash"...."Mother-cussin' Robitussin." :)

[mbartko]

3. We had a rash of incidents

around the 'Burgh where people were stealing and drinking vanilla extract. This could potentially be a target demographic.

[progressiverealist]

4. oh my god...

That is hilarious. As I live in one of the more redneck-populated parts of Wisconsin, that gave me a much needed guffaw.

[brainshrub]

5. Laugh all you want

But now Wal Mart is going to run all the local vineyards under. Bastards.

[Guaranteed]

8. I'm thinking this isn't real.

I heard about this about a year and a half to two years ago.

[ozymandius]

6. Wal-Mart wine: perfectly suited for regurgitation.

It really cleans out the sloo on both ends.

[Fitzovich]

7. Priceless!

Absolutely Priceless!

Support the Striking and Lockout Grocery Workers across the Country!

[JanMichael]

9. While I love being offensive I just can't laugh at this one...

It's sad.

[CanuckAmok]

10. There used to be a BC wine called "Rotting Grape"--

it was a kind of Gen-Xy responst to wine pretension. Actually wasn't bad!

I can see that going down at WalMart, eexcept it'd be "Rottin' Grape"

[WindRavenX]

11. Great! Now I can get trashed reaaal cheap!

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[AquariDem]

12. I know the second part is parody (lol)

But what about the first half? I sure hope so.

[jmowreader]

13. No, no, you don't understand, wine must have a French name to be good

So, all you Francophones, how exactly does one say "paint thinner" in French?